+138 Every woman deserves to have flowers given to her at least once in her life. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Even if she's a psychotic bitch who sleeps with anything that moves and then kills it in its sleep afterwards? Personally I would narrow this down a bit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I said "Woman", not psycho.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But i have hayfever

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So does every man.

by Anonymous 11 years ago