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You know you're a bad father when you get turned on by your wife giving birth. Amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Story Time?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, I was in bio class and we all got to witness the birth of a baby (exciting I know), the father look excited,a little too excited. So I made this joke. I'm horrible.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, I thought it was going to be something like:
I was jacking off to a hot male doctor reaching into my wife's vagina and I saw this baby come out, and I just chized every where. Later me, my wife, and, my baby went home and had a sexy threesome.
Yeah, but yours is more realistic and less sick.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I like your story. It makes sense. Haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's epic, just like your name.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're lying! Just like your name!
Naw, but EpicBoy is a'ight.
If they showed kids this in school, I can almost guarantee the amount of teenage pregnancies would go down drastically.
And thanks by the way, I now never want to have children.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your link? Yea, it's epic.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lol @ the people who disagreed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I disagreed because I don't think that necessarily makes someone a bad father, just a creep.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Creep=Bad father. Right? Let's use tiger woods as an example....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well ok creep leads to bad person which leads to bad father so yes, but I just don't think being creepy necessarily means someone isn't a good dad.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Agreed. :) maybe a good dad, but a bad husband? Ha
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