+162 You know you're a bad father when you get turned on by your wife giving birth. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Story Time?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, I was in bio class and we all got to witness the birth of a baby (exciting I know), the father look excited,a little too excited. So I made this joke. I'm horrible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I thought it was going to be something like: I was jacking off to a hot male doctor reaching into my wife's vagina and I saw this baby come out, and I just chized every where. Later me, my wife, and, my baby went home and had a sexy threesome. Yeah, but yours is more realistic and less sick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like your story. It makes sense. Haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's epic, just like your name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're lying! Just like your name! Naw, but EpicBoy is a'ight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks guys :) appreciate it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.cracked.com/article_16508_6-terrifying-things-they-dont-tell-you-about-childbirth.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If they showed kids this in school, I can almost guarantee the amount of teenage pregnancies would go down drastically. And thanks by the way, I now never want to have children.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your link? Yea, it's epic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol @ the people who disagreed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I disagreed because I don't think that necessarily makes someone a bad father, just a creep.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Creep=Bad father. Right? Let's use tiger woods as an example....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well ok creep leads to bad person which leads to bad father so yes, but I just don't think being creepy necessarily means someone isn't a good dad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Agreed. :) maybe a good dad, but a bad husband? Ha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good. Now put it back in. Slowly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago