+309 You never realized that Voldemort was 60 in the first Harry Potter book. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

he's an old fucker :O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how old does that make Dumbledore?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Around 150.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

give or take a few.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He was actually sixty five.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, my math was a bit off. I assumed he was 10, 50 years ago. But that doesn't even make sense. So yes, he is 65

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's cool. Most people never bothered to try and figure it out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you mean I never realized that while reading the first HP book then of course not it never mentions his age that early. By the Chamber of Secrets though you learn that he opened the chamber 50 years ago when he was 16, 50 +16 = 66, so yes I did realize it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's pretty freakin' old to still be trying to take over the world. Get a life bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, that 'ol fart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wonder if, in all his musings on immortality, he ever realized that somewhere around year 200 "things" are probably going to start sagging? It's most likely a good thing Harry killed him; think how unpleasant an evil overlord with arthritis would be.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you sooooooo much for that image.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I didn't notice that. But I DID notice that he REALLY REALLY wanted the Sorcerer's Stone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They. Werent. Supposed. To. Know...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, Mr. Dark Lord. You can suck it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago