+345 If you think about, there's probably a good chance that your grandma's cousin's best friend's uncle's daughter's son's stepbrother's rabbi's cousin is someone famous, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait... if you're Amish why are you on the computer?! And you're a llama, too? You can't even fucking type! But yeah my grandma's cousin's best friend's uncle's daughter's son's stepbrother's rabbi's cousin, is Samuel L. Jackson.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't question my abilities. You can't handle the answers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My grandma's cousin's best friend's uncle's daughter's son's stepbrother isn't Jewish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck, I was going to say that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Okay, you got me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's unlikely for your grandma's cousin's best friend to even have an uncle, not to mention one with a daughter who has a son who has a stepbrother. That's a really specific family tree not many people have.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For the love of cheese sticks! So what if it isn't that specific?! The point is, you are almost distantly related (or someone you know's friend is) someone famous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was I high when I wrote that?! Let me correct: "For the love of cheese sticks! So what if it isn't that specific?! The point is, you are almost definitely related to (or someone you know's friend is) someone famous." That's better. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, my English teacher from 7th grade's brother is the drummer in Slipknot. And my Uncle invented the one drink machine where you push the size of the drink and it fills it up to that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad invented Toaster Strudels...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sutsky tushklapper is famous?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could have made it simple. Grandma's cousin's best friend's uncle's daughter's son's stepbrother is grandma's cousin's best friend's step-cousin...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True, but it's more fun if it's longer. Wow, that sounded kind of dirty smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so all rabbi's cousins are famous?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, they say that you can relate yourself to anyone in the world through 6 of those relationships...or even less.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Meh, the rabbi could easily be famous.However, I am somehow related to the woman who played Professor Sprout. Like my mom's cousin's cousin is her husband or something... Booyah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For all future commentors: Okay, I get that it won't always be exactly like that. The point is, as I said above, it's very possible that you are distantly related (or your best friends relative, etc.) to someone famous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't Uncle's daughter just be cousin?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not if he kidnapped her and makes her pretend to be his daughter so he doesn't get arrested.

by Anonymous 12 years ago