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If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's actually sounds good!
by Anonymous12 years ago
That is actually sounds poor grammer!
by Anonymous12 years ago
*grammar
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's actually really clever.
by Anonymous12 years ago
how clever?
by Anonymous12 years ago
REALLY FUCKING CLEVER, BITCH!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ba-dum tshh
by Anonymous12 years ago
thanks chandler
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or Command R
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, Macfags won't be allowed to enjoy this delicious drink.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my Mac running Mac OS, Windows 7, and Linux at the same time...
by Anonymous12 years ago
What you're probably hearing is the logical universe collapsing, since you are somehow using 3 operating systems at once.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's true, you can run multiple operating systems at once. I used to have windows on my Mac, but then I realized 'Hey, I don't need Windows, it sucks.' and I deleted it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your Mac makes a loud sound when running multiple systems? That sucks.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, it emits a distinct sound of superiority.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No! We do NOT need another debate in the POTD comments!
by Anonymous12 years ago
That sounds like commander. Their marketing strategy could be a guy shouting, "I COMMAND YOU TO DRINK IT!" Just like oxiclean.
by Anonymous12 years ago
sounds about right for a mac product....
by Anonymous12 years ago
I really like this one, kudos
by Anonymous12 years ago
At first I thought of tornadoes and I was all DA FUQ!?!?!?!?!? Then I remember my keyboard......
by Anonymous12 years ago
?
by Anonymous12 years ago
@PowerSerg, Tornadoes are classified on the Fujita Scale ranking them from F0-F5. F5 is the most powerful type of tornado, and that's what Zubat thought the OP was referring to.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually I think he was referring to the move "Whirlwind"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or Twister.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"soda"
by Anonymous12 years ago
"because"
by Anonymous12 years ago
" " "
by Anonymous12 years ago
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by Anonymous12 years ago
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by Anonymous12 years ago
Um . . . what do you call it?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Soft drink.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Genius.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.
by Anonymous12 years ago
if they had trouble making that cure, they could also press F1 for help.
by Anonymous12 years ago
but since it doesn't exist they can call it F13 for now.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You know what would be a horrible yet ironically accurate name for an energy drink? Alt+F4
by Anonymous12 years ago
you sneaky bastard
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's what they call me :(
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): They call me sexy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Care to explain, Chauncy?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well Confused Commenter, it is actually quite simple. When you hit the Alt and F4 keys simultaneously on any computer with a Windows operating system, whatever application (Internet Explorer, media players,Windows Explorers, etc) is currently open will shut down immediately without having to click the red x in the corner of the window. If no applications are currently open, a dialogue box opens giving you the option to shut down the computer, put the computer to sleep, lock the computer, log off your screen, restarting the computer, or even putting the computer in a state of hibernation.
If an energy drink was to be given the same name, I would think that to be accurate as most energy drink, while initially providing a boost of energy, inevitably lead to a crash in energy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
if they give death another nick-name it should be "ctrl+w"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then life should be "command/ctrl+n"
by Anonymous12 years ago
If I were to create a soda, I'd call it ALT+F4. It closes the door on the rest of the sodas.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Also what I said four minutes before you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): Don't talk to God like that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's aight, the god on this site is an imposter!!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
How dare you doubt Anthony!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I will arrange a benefits package once you arrive, anon.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't believe him and his benefit packages all it is is your choice of a car or a bike which I find redundant since we can all just float up here even fly like superman speed one: one arm foward speed two: both arms forward cruising speeding: both arms back and just relax.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'll make a new soda called CTRL+N. But I'm still searching for F3.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I immediately thought of my Web Design class and the constant refreshing we need to do. *shiver* It's almost as painful as dial-up internet
by Anonymous12 years ago
I never had a problem with refreshing in my class. They were files on a computer and loaded in half a second. What I did have a problem with was Internet Explorer and its refusal to work with ANYTHING.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lucky. My class covered only half the curriculum because the entire town's public school system uses the same server
by Anonymous12 years ago
What would the flavor of this soda be, might I ask?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Keyboard dust flavored.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Key-lime flavored.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Avocado.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dr.Pepper
by Anonymous12 years ago
Water.
by Anonymous12 years ago
NERD
by Anonymous12 years ago
you're the nerd
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're, THEN Erd.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This actually sounds like a name vitaminwater would come up with for something new.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Which means the drink will most likely be fortified with Vitamin C and Vitamin B! vitamins + water = all you need
by Anonymous12 years ago
And it looks like the "If a drink was _____, it'd be ____" has already started.
by Anonymous12 years ago
this made me laugh more then it should of :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
have...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wizards would probably drink F13.
Don't doubt me, the button IS there. It's just not visible to muggles.
(Chauncy Pickles): Ah! So you've been to the Wizard Wide Web? I hear Honeydukes finally got their website up!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't know why, but I thought DaisyDukes when reading Honeydukes.
I would't trust that site if I were you. I paid for two boxes of chocolate frogs, and the shipment came in empty!
by Anonymous12 years ago
A frozen drink calls ctrl+alt+del?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or Ctrl+D, because it deletes your thirst.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe you could order it at the SpaceBar ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
And you could put it on your tab!
by Anonymous12 years ago
You. Go into marketing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You get 10000000 originality points.
You are G6 fly, homes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm currently wearing a t-shirt that says 'So Fly Like A G6'. Just puttin' that out there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
1.write a letter with the idea in it
2. put in envelope
3. sent to self through legal mail
4. once stamped its officially yours
5. someone makes f5 irl
6. go to court, take unopend envelope
7. ????
8. profit
by Anonymous12 years ago
1) Steal peoples pants
2) ?????
3) Profit
by Anonymous12 years ago
dude is it just me or are the potds getting worse by the day?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yea, they're getting pretty crappy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I see what you did there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think this one's a huge upgrade from the nonsense going on yesterday..
by Anonymous12 years ago
I GET IT NOW!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually, F5 is not yet available in stores.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): They need to refresh their supplies...
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's why they use RepHresh.
After your period.
After intercourse.
After douching.
After commenting.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): No, I mean that i understood the joke about how f5 refreshes a webpage, not that i've had a soda called F5. wow........
by Anonymous12 years ago
*The following statements ending in an exclamation point have been stated using sarcasm.
Oh, really?! WOW! That one went completely over my head! Thank you for explaining yourself to me! I would never have understood what you meant by that initial comment without your precise clarification! It's like you've cleared the fog that's been hovering over me for all my life! Now I can see the world for what it is! I can live now! I can be something! HOORAH!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): So why did you comment about it not being in stores if you knew what i meant?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't really know!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): interesting.........
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tell me aboot it... stud.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I have just come to the realization that you are quite dim.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't get it...
by Anonymous12 years ago
On PCs, F5 refreshes the page.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ohhhhh that makes sense I like this post now!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just did this on my Mac, scared the shit outta me. damn you, voice over!
by Anonymous12 years ago
trademark this shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ha! I got this after like two minutes of being confused and thinking about tornadoes. xD
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's funny, because F5 is refresh on a keyboard... Hahaha...
/endfamilyguyimmigrantintheofficebreakloungevoice
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