Any noise you hear at night while trying to fall asleep is obviously a serial killer out to get you, amirite?

+381 Any noise you hear at night while trying to fall asleep is obviously a serial killer out to get you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You kidding? 2 years ago I heard a door slam when I was trying to sleep. Outside my window I see a nameless, numberless, license plateless school bus with a whole bunch of angry looking black people. Fortunately, they never came back. I'm under the suspicion that they got pulled over by the police.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So i'm laying in bed reading this post with my headphones on when i hear a thunderous bump/slam and walking around. Scared the everliving shit out of me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And we have all convinced ourselves that if we are under the blanket, they will never find us.

by Anonymous 12 years ago