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The world is a dirty place, but it takes dirt for a flower to grow, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
So why do we put them in vases?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's beside the point. Where do you get the seeds? I would assume from a plant in the groud.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ground*
by Anonymous12 years ago
growned*
..is how you would spell it if you were stupid.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Groudon
by Anonymous12 years ago
Crouton*
by Anonymous12 years ago
So if you soil yourself you'll grow flowers? Cool.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm not sure about flowers, but there are some lovely fungi that could potentially grow there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't forget the always lovely bacteria
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, it takes soil.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Let's not forget water and sunlight. But yeah, soil. That's sorta important, I guess.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yea, but "the world is a soily place" doesn't sound as nice.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It sounds like the start of a terrible poem. Then again, so does this post.
by Anonymous12 years ago
These analogies are shit
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shit makes good fertilizer
by Anonymous12 years ago
Reckon my plants would grow better if I just did my business outside?
by Anonymous12 years ago
*the shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
On your face
by Anonymous12 years ago
YOUR FACE GODDAMMIT!
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is beautiful man
by Anonymous12 years ago
This man is beautiful
by Anonymous12 years ago
The world is a dirty place, but dirt keeps the maids and janitors in business
by Anonymous12 years ago
So this means it takes rape for a baby to be made?!
by Anonymous12 years ago
A dirty place with dirty women.
by Anonymous12 years ago
that grow flowers?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Exactly
by Anonymous12 years ago
well in that case, I don't think I want to be apart of this post (goodbye)
by Anonymous12 years ago
*Tear*
*vomits*
by Anonymous12 years ago
(cry2)
by Anonymous12 years ago
oh shut up
by Anonymous12 years ago
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh brilliant we're back to these cheesy analogies. Lovely.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Life is like cheese. The longer you wait, the more you can enjoy it!
by Anonymous12 years ago
*sex
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Life is like cheese. The longer you wait, the more you can sex it"...
You sick bastard.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I can't tell if you're serious or not. I don't think you are...but I'll make myself look like an idiot anyway.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm serious 3% of the time
by Anonymous12 years ago
Good to know. I just love old cheese.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didn't see the anon's comment at first and I thought to myself "What a douchey and random comment."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Life is like cheese. Lots of people think it's good, but really it sucks.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cute. Did you take this from a Hallmark card?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Let's not turn into SBS or GMH or something <_>
by Anonymous12 years ago
And Autotune sucks, but you need it to make a good singer. :)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Trolling on the POTD? That's a lot of balls for a Justin Bieber fan.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This post reminded me of WALL-E.
by Anonymous12 years ago
stupid inspirational posts as POTD
by Anonymous12 years ago
What...this gives me absolutely nothing to work with....I CAN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's okay. It's understandable. It's hard to make gold out of poo.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"All that glitters is gold..."
Eat sparkly things.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm sure there must be some clever meaning in that comment, but I can't...seem...to find it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well that makes me sad ):
Eat sparkly things = sparkly/glittery excrement. 'All that glitters is gold': glittery poop = gold.
I hope you understand now. Otherwise my joke was just bad D:
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure eating glitter won't make your poop light up with a glittering passion. Of course, I've never tried such a thing, so anything is possible I guess. Oh look at that! I just slaughtered your joke! My apologies.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well geez. You could have just let the simple, unresearched and slightly illogical joke stand there, you know ):
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah but that would have been fun and polite of me. Can't have that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I guess not.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But isn't the saying "All that glitters is not gold"? Or is there some esoteric, unbelievably witty undertone to this that totally went over my head?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was quoting the song "All Star."
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's how I feel about most posts, but I make comments anyways. They just aren't very good. *Has pity party alone in the dark*
by Anonymous12 years ago
But this is the POTD.
I sit around just thinking about when 6pm will roll around. I have no life. And I am disapoint.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Too bad they also need sunlight and oxygen and water.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Good thing we have that too!
by Anonymous12 years ago
The world is a dirty place... But that makes a good tagline for a porn movie.
by Anonymous12 years ago
and marajuana, weed, and shrooms.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe you should try again tomorrow...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sigh. Im hopeless. Pray for me
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://amirite.net/609921/1366459
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ya, thats why i deleted my comment
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't delete your comments! That's such a wussy thing to do.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I deleted the first one cuz you were okay with it and i deleted the second one cuz i said it without actually checking the comments for your name
by Anonymous12 years ago
Because I was okay with it? What are you babbling on about now?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well you suggested i delete it. I normally wouldnt delete a comment i made because then the people who replied to it would look stupid
by Anonymous12 years ago
First of all, I don't know what you're talking about. Second, all the replies get deleted too.
by Anonymous12 years ago
They didnt use to, though. Its a new feature
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well it does now.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Remember im like what should i do and youre like you could delete it and say something else witty and so i did
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't recall.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Either u have memory loss or youre trolling. It was YOU DONT LIEEEEE
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't troll. Trolling is for black people.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://amirite.net/607394
by Anonymous12 years ago
We also need sunlight, but due to global Warming and Green House gases not letting direct sunlight through, I think we will be screwed. But, the good news is with the Glaciers melting we will have more fresh water then we need.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But you never really go to a garden or something and say, "Damn, this place sure is dirty."
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Think of it as fertilizer. Sure, it feels like crap now, but it'll help you grow!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dirt, dirt everywhere but not a grain to eat...yet.
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