+217 If you were in prison, you would try to break out. What else would there be to do? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Join the top gang and become a BAMF

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eat, Sleep, and have sex. The American Dream.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So THAT'S what the American Dream is! I never knew what people were talking about when they mentioned it before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Avoid anal rape.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Perform anal rape.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They have tv. And maybe interesting board games? Don't know, might have to get arrested to see if they do. They probably don't have clue though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I could spend 3 to 5 playing Apples to Apples...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Could make for some interesting jokes about green cards towards the illegal immigrants in the group *gets beaten up for racist comment*. If we get bored with that we could have some fun with LIFE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only if I had a life sentence. If it was only a couple years, I'd just suck it up instead of risking further punishment. And hopefully get off early for good behavior.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hear Hitler wrote a book and planned.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

give me a spoon so i can shovel my way out! ill get there...eventually! bad idea?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could serve out your sentence cooperatively and get out on good behavior.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Toss the salad!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm assuming you mean you'd volunteer as a chef to cut time off of your sentence?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, yeah I probably should've cleared that up for people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Exactly. It helps to be specific.

by Anonymous 12 years ago