+435 4th of July is that time of the year where we Americans can combine two of our favorite things. Getting drunk and explosions. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when you want a really loud firecracker a gun!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it weird that I read this in the voice of Gregory Peck?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We're just combining the best of the Chinese and Irish cultures..... Melting pot.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nothing says 'America' quite like getting piss drunk and launching illegal fireworks purchased from some ikea-sized fireworks store a couple states over. Ah man I feel really patriotic right now... USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We also like porn..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's Mardi Gras

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought the second one was for Middle Easterns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this shoulda been the potd D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago