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Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a ****, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

Top Comment

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

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DanielJames DanielJames

Comments

I can't remember the guy's name but I saw this on Comedy Central.

+264721 Reply

GolfWang GolfWang

In response to “oops my bad..

Steve Byrne, it just came to me.
No worries, it's still funny.

+163317 Reply

GolfWang GolfWang

In response to “Steve Byrne, it just came to me. No worries...

haha alright I didn't mean to... I don't watch that show

+133219 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

In response to “haha alright I didn't mean to... I don't...

Sure you don't. I believe you completely.

+10122 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Sure you don't. I believe you completely.

I don't even have cable...

+143 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

In response to “Steve Byrne, it just came to me. No worries...

That guy made me realize why I didn't like Mac n' Cheese

+141512 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “oops my bad..

how about be original next time instead of copying others (this was also a celebrity's tweet)

-538 Reply

simonwang12

In response to “how about be original next time instead of...

but I don't have a Twitter... I'm really truly sorry it bugged you so much, but if it were that popular of a saying a mod would have deleted the damn post instead of requesting it for POTD. Also, realize only one other person pointed it out (and at least he wasn't **** rude about it), so it really can't be THAT popular if only two people noticed it was from something else.

+792 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

In response to “but I don't have a Twitter... I'm really...

apology accepted :)

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simonwang12

In response to “how about be original next time instead of...

Hey and you know whats funny? I just looked through your posts and all but like 2 are unoriginal. Fix your own mistakes before judging others for the exact same thing.

+9112 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

In response to “Hey and you know whats funny? I just looked...

lets be friends now lol

-9211 Reply

simonwang12

In response to “lets be friends now lol

wow kid

+671 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

In response to “wow kid

i'm 2.5 years older than you lol

-617 Reply

simonwang12

In response to “i'm 2.5 years older than you lol

I call everyone kid.. even my parents.

+462 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

inb4 blue waffle

sorry folks.

+264822 Reply

Shadi Shadi

Kick me in the balls, my first target is your throat. No matter what.

+355621 Reply

Apathy

In response to “Kick me in the balls, my first target is your...

Give me a "fun time in the mouth", my first target is your throat. No matter what.

+496920 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “Kick me in the balls, my first target is your...

Pretty sure you'll go down if someone pounded your balls, bro. If you don't then those aren't balls

+56582 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “Pretty sure you'll go down if someone pounded...

Not if you have BALLS OF STEEL. But even then, ouch.

+13141 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “Not if you have BALLS OF STEEL. But even...

(Your+name+(optional)): In that case then the kicker is going to get hurt... so they'd probably stop after one hit. Still you'd get your metal sack to your ****, which would probably hurt pretty badly, especially if it got stuck up there.

+781 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): In that case then the...

Thanks for the horrible mental image. New worst fear...

+22231 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “Thanks for the horrible mental image. New...

(Your+name+(optional)): Yus, yus, horrible mental images is what I'm here for.

+341 Reply

KickAss KickAss

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): Yus, yus, horrible...

How about this: After running through a bunch of thorn bushes, falling into the Dead Sea. I think I've invented a new form of torture.

+12131 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “How about this: After running through a bunch...

(Your+name+(optional)): Oh man I felt that one... oh also put a lot of jellyfish in there! Just for **** sake

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): Oh man I felt that...

And then just for the hell of it, adding a bunch of broken sea shells to the bottom of the water. No ones walking out of there.

+55 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “And then just for the hell of it, adding a...

(Your+name+(optional)): Oh oh and before they get dropped in the dead sea and after they're through the thorn bush, we should put poison ivy!

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): Oh oh and before they...

Great, so now we have: After running through thorn bushes and poison ivy, landing in the Dead Sea that's filled with (malicious) jellyfish and layered with broken sea shells.

Worst mental image, completed.

+11121 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “Great, so now we have: After running through...

(Your+name+(optional)): Boy we're pretty cruel, I hope Jigsaw never reads this... or finds us!

+10122 Reply

KickAss KickAss

I know this is a joke but the testicles produce testosterone, which gives a guy his 'manliness'. So this expression is an acceptable way of saying 'man up'

+678518 Reply

LovelyGreen LovelyGreen

In response to “I know this is a joke but the testicles...

Well it's not really manly if too much pressure causes the man to be rolling on the ground in pain.

+446622 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Well it's not really manly if too much...

Well it only hurts because you need to protect your baby maker. If guys weren't distraught from getting their balls kicked, I don't think our species would have survived long haha

+46482 Reply

LovelyGreen LovelyGreen

In response to “Well it's not really manly if too much...

Every super hero and villain has a weakness. Now if only we could find a woman's weak spot.... is it, chocolate???

+323421 Reply

StickCaveman StickCaveman

In response to “Every super hero and villain has a weakness...

It depends, really. A girl's physical weakness is her ****; very painful if hit hard. Emotional weaknesses differ between girls. And once a month, every girl's overall weakness is chocolate. Preferably Hershey's, for many.

+263043 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “It depends, really. A girl's physical...

Nuts or no nuts?

+232411 Reply

StickCaveman StickCaveman

In response to “Nuts or no nuts?

Depends if she likes them. Most likely no nuts.

+15183 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Depends if she likes them. Most likely no nuts.

Oh she likes them alright (hello)

+38391 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “Depends if she likes them. Most likely no nuts.

Oh she likes them alright (hello)

+7114 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “Depends if she likes them. Most likely no nuts.

Oh she likes them alright (hello)

+396 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “Oh she likes them alright (hello)

Could you say that one more time?

+9496215 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Could you say that one more time?

I don't know why, but that made me laugh so hard my Cherry Limeade came out my nose. Just thought you ought to know..

+20222 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

In response to “I don't know why, but that made me laugh so...

Cherry limeade? That sounds painful.

+14173 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Could you say that one more time?

Oh she likes them alright (hello)

+9092216 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “Oh she likes them alright (hello)

It was funnier the second time.

+693 Reply

AllanFoFallan

In response to “It was funnier the second time.

I only meant to send it once. My iPod messed it up.

+55 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “I only meant to send it once. My iPod messed...

And I made it so you couldn't delete them without looking stupid. >:) But then, I made up for that by giving you 10 comment loves. I'll be waiting for my cookies to arrive in the mail.

+55 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “And I made it so you couldn't delete them...

If I deleted them all the whole conversation would be deleted. But I don't really care if I look stupid :P so I win the end. You'll receive your cookies shortly. What kind?

+121 Reply

BrianH BrianH

In response to “If I deleted them all the whole conversation...

Chocolate chip. Duh. Did you miss the whole chocolate thing? ^^

+22 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Chocolate chip. Duh. Did you miss the whole...

I figured. Maybe you nights wanted chocolate chip with peanut butter cups in it. The small mini ones.

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BrianH BrianH

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

+48951324165 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “Oh, now I get why people always called me a...

I see this becoming POTD, and your comment getting 30+ loves.

+6784174 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “I see this becoming POTD, and your comment...

it's almost to 30 and the post is still on the first homepage .

+891 Reply

528491 528491

In response to “it's almost to 30 and the post is still on...

I thought 30 was little low. :/

+781 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “I see this becoming POTD, and your comment...

Bleep bloop. Achievement unlocked: Flawlessly make a double prediction. 50 gamerscore.

+6667115 Reply

Brett Brett

In response to “Bleep bloop. Achievement unlocked:...

Yes. And inb4 futer reference

+1919 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Yes. And inb4 futer reference

Futer reference

+242511 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Bleep bloop. Achievement unlocked:...

probably one of my favorite comments of all time. Just saying. rvb<3

+781 Reply

Shekilled Shekilled

In response to “I see this becoming POTD, and your comment...

I feel like Anthony finds all the posts that have a POTD prediction and makes them that. He's like the fairy godmother of amiriters.

+32331 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “I feel like Anthony finds all the posts that...

(Your+name+(optional)): Actually before someone even said that ArtisticBroccoli posted on his page saying this should be POTD..

+33 Reply

Tweedledee Tweedledee OP

In response to “Oh, now I get why people always called me a...

No, actually, it's because you are what you eat.

+19212 Reply

eldorito

In response to “No, actually, it's because you are what you eat.

Then I must be an M&M. No wonder I've been tasting quite well lately...

+484 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

omg! that's sick.

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THAT_Girl THAT_Girl

In response to “omg! that's sick.

inb4 someone calls you a twelve year old.

+14162 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “omg! that's sick.

You're an 11 year old.

+25261 Reply

OvergrownTurkey OvergrownTurkey

In response to “You're an 11 year old.

hahaha. no im not! im rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks on you!

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THAT_Girl THAT_Girl

In response to “So you're a ****?

You're damn right she is

+141731 Reply

Shadi Shadi

It still hurts.

+891 Reply

Anonymous

In more ways than one. ;D

+18191 Reply

Sinner

its because having balls makes you a man...and being a man = being tough
sexism :C

+12164 Reply

meemer147

Yeah, you can really drill those things.
Or nail them.
Or hit them.
Or bang.
Or hammer.
Or ram.

+41172 Reply

Obnoxious.

In response to “Yeah, you can really drill those things. Or...

(Obnoxious.): Or fornicate with.

+474816 Reply

SlamIsland SlamIsland

In response to “(Obnoxious.): Or fornicate with.

Or fornicate with YOU! (smirk)

+242 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Yeah, you can really drill those things. Or...

(Obnoxious.):I bets someone reading this just got turned on.

+15172 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “(wary)

POWERSERG!

+231 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “POWERSERG!

ANONYMOUS! :D

+341 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “POWERSERG!

ANONYMOUS!

+242 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “ANONYMOUS!

(Your+name+(optional)): Oh well, I tried. Sucks to be me.

+26271 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

According to the prophecy, this post will become POTD.

+15161 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “According to the prophecy, this post will...

According to the prophecy, so will...

... My MOM!

-17320 Reply

Muscle Man

In response to “POTD?

POST OF THE DAY jeez

+11132 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

Girls: Post like these make you happy that you have a **, especially after reading a bajillion posts about how guys don't bleed through their ** monthly, amirite?

+39445 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “Girls: Post like these make you happy that...

Haha! I don't have to pee out a baby!

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eldorito

In response to “Haha! I don't have to pee out a baby!

Girls don't pee out a baby either. Obviously no one explained this to you so I feel obligated too. Pee comes out of the Urethra (above the ** and completely separate from the women's reproductive system), while babies come out of the **. Two different places with NOTHING in common.

+27292 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Girls don't pee out a baby either. Obviously...

Except they're both a tube. And come out into the vulva. ****, you just got served.

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Your+name+(optional)

In response to “Except they're both a tube. And come out into...

(Your+name+(optional)): Even though it comes out into the vulva it is still two different tubes.

+242 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): Even though it comes...

(ono) Anonymous said that the urethra and **** have nothing in common. Obviously they do, since they are both TUBES and lead to the VULVA. Those are similarities, so therefore his statement is false.

+9134 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “(ono) Anonymous said that the urethra and...

(Your+name+(optional)): DEBATE about women's ANATOMY with randomly capitalized WORDS.

+7680411 Reply

Ram27 Ram27

In response to “(Your+name+(optional)): DEBATE about women's...

Could you imagine a debate ABOUT "Grey's Anatomy" being on amirite?

I couldn't.

+231 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “(ono) Anonymous said that the urethra and...

Anyone else think that most words pertaining to womens' anatomy sound really cool and are fun to say?

+682 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Girls don't pee out a baby either. Obviously...

They actually do have one thing in common. It sucks to have a watermelon-sized thing come out of both, which GUYS WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE!

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eldorito

In response to “They actually do have one thing in common...

What watermelon-sized thing comes out of the urethra.

+1919 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “A baby.

A baby comes out of the ****, not the urethra.

+231 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “They actually do have one thing in common...

Guys suck. The end. NOW WHAT, ARGUMENT INVALID.

+484 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFgXF0a_Yw4

I can't hear that video, my iPod's sound doesn't work. I actually have an iPod with which I can't hear anything.

+8102 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “Haha! I don't have to pee out a baby!

I wish I could pee out a baby. That'd be frickin' awesome. A baby born as a puddle that later composed itself into a solid, sentient being... Who wouldn't want to be part of such an amazing process?

Plus, I bet it'd hurt less, too.

+52526 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I wish I could pee out a baby. That'd be...

This is almost as weird as that time when I said it was weird being in the room I birthed myself in. Almost, but not quite.

+121 Reply

AllanFoFallan

In response to “Girls: Post like these make you happy that...

Well that's the thing. Girls get periods, guys get incapacitated when hit in the balls. No one should be complaining, because both our lives suck.

+22264 Reply

Your+name+(optional)

In response to “**** ftw!

** ** the world.

+1818 Reply

Anonymous

The **** has too many holes in the system so it's less effective.

+252721 Reply

OnePenguin OnePenguin

In response to “The **** has too many holes in the system so...

hehe...hehe... holes...hehe...puns...

+19201 Reply

Nick Nick

In response to “hehe...hehe... holes...hehe...puns...

I bet those who don't get this will never get in those holes.

+15161 Reply

OnePenguin OnePenguin

They sure can take a pounding... especially from black guys. (hello)

+10144 Reply

Anonymous

My balls make ****...

022 Reply

EpicBoy EpicBoy

In response to “My balls make ****...

Actually, babies are always female before sperm possibly changes the gender with either an x or y chromosome, so TECHNICALLY (key word) you're wrong. Don't think about it too much.

+7103 Reply

Ictredeme

In response to “Actually, babies are always female before...

No no.... Babies are genderless until their gender is chosen for them.

-12214 Reply

EpicBoy EpicBoy

Anonymous

In response to “No no.... Babies are genderless until their...

You never took biology?! (ono)

+1212 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “No no.... Babies are genderless until their...

Have you ever asked yourself why men have nipples too?

+10111 Reply

iamnotahumanbeing

In response to “Have you ever asked yourself why men have...

Yes, I like my nipples though...

+451 Reply

EpicBoy EpicBoy

In response to “Yes, I like my nipples though...

Please don't ever get them pierced (btw). I find it physically unsettling to see that so please do people like myself a favor. Kthxbye

+473 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “My balls make ****...

And a **** produced your balls. It's a never ending, cycle, really.

+9112 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “And a **** produced your balls. It's a never...

Inception is everywhere. :O

+1717 Reply

EpicBoy EpicBoy

Ovaries are balls for women. They just swing a little... higher.

+252612 Reply

Shadi Shadi

Its because if you have large enough balls, you can tuck them up your **** for safe keeping

-369 Reply

drhannah

In response to “Its because if you have large enough balls...

I'm not sure you should be referring to yourself as a doctor.

+5255317 Reply

Sobriquet Sobriquet

In response to “I'm not sure you should be referring to...

Or at least not a practicing doctor.

+132 Reply

Shadi Shadi

AMEN SISTA

haha i have so much respect to whoever said this

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Anonymous

I don't understand. :(

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Anonymous

In response to “I don't understand. :(

pounding also means having sex, and it also means taking a beating from

so it's saying that **** can take a pounding, but when you attack a guy's balls, they die like a gameboy that just ran out of battery.

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