-106 It fucking sucks to be a dog. Your whole life is just humans talking to you in a foreign language. It would suck so much to go through life just having people speak a foreign language to you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I saw on TV once that dogs have an understanding of our vocabulary equal to that of a three year old. (I think.) Anyway I'm pretty sure as long as you're feeding them and not beating them they don't give a goddamn what you're saying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then how come they understand "sit" and other commands? Clearly they have some comprehension of what we're saying, and even if they don't know what the exact word means, they can tell from tone of voice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A dog lives in a house for free and gets fed and pampered. yeah, sounds like a hard life, doesn't it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago