+291 Maybe trees don't like being hugged, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe not, but I really don't see the insult in calling people tree huggers. I mean trees provide me with the oxygen I need to live, hugging a tree is the least I can do! I'd fucking make out with it, if it wasn't considered so taboo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm more of a bush hugger myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think they'd prefer it over a chainsaw to the trunk. But I have been wrong before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer to have somebody running at me with a chainsaw, rather than with open arms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuDGBkifNC4

by Anonymous 12 years ago