+1,277 It's kind of fun to hang out with a younger person who thinks you're a lot cooler than you actually are, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Be a camp councilor, it's about a week of small children slightly in awe of you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

>Implying I'm not the epitome of coolness

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my nephews...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont have any frends soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YES This happened over the Christmas break for me, I hanged out in the library almost every day, since my state was buttraped by mother nature, and these two kids there like, worshipped me, because I was old enough to buy all my own clothes, and live where I wanted, and had seen all the Terminator movies. And then one day I was at the shops, not buying groceries, but just buying like 20 packets of flavoured jelly and a new fighting fish, and they were there, and I'm like "WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN BUY WHATEVER YOU WANT" Also I work at a fast food joint that has a playground, and they came in a couple times to play on the playground, and even though I'm not a manager, all I basically do at work is order other people around, so they thought I was a God or something. inb4 "Cool story, bro"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

good thing you said the inb4, i was totally about to write that

by Anonymous 12 years ago