+305 You always have an excuse for eating too much. "It's finals," "I'm on vacation," "I'm really stressed," etc. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm hungry"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a horrible disease that'll kill me if I keep eating like this so I'm overindulging today and starting my diet tomorrow

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or "I have nothing to do"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm bored."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm on my period."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're all just fatasses that want to make yourself feel better. Put the fork down and go outside.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Starving children in Africa."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"It tastes good."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I was touched as a child"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't normally have a burger, a brat, AND a steak... but it IS 4th of July.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nahh, just "I'm a fatass."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"If I don't eat this chicken sandwich, then the chicken died in vain."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Eating is fun....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My diet starts....tomorrow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago