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Nike should never sponsor a suicide hotline, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ahhhh! Clever!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cleaver*
... but my correction came too late...
by Anonymous12 years ago
That comment sounds like two poets having sex.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're great in the bed
And at giving me head
You feel so good
Just look at my wood!
by Anonymous12 years ago
First Rule of Truth
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): More of your awesome poems please.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or Justin Bieber, I suppose.
"NEVER SAY NEVERRR...TO SUICIDEE."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless Justin Beiber is the one committing suicide.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't be a rude, brah.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I sincerely apologize man.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Let's see how long this can go without someone who HONESTLY doesn't understand the joke comments here.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not gonna happen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It will now that it's POTD
by Anonymous12 years ago
@1338117 (Mary): And that there is the confused person asking "What?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
"I..uh...have been recently..um..having some..kind of...suicidal thoughts." "Oh yeah? JUST DO IT!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
What?
by Anonymous12 years ago
JUST DO IT.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't tell me what to do
by Anonymous12 years ago
Don't tell me what i cant do!!!!
-LOST reference that no one will get.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your reference was lost on me
by Anonymous12 years ago
HAHA, it was "lost" on you and the reference was from Lost! Ha!
I need to get out more.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh really, because I understood the joke. your such an other.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"your such an other" wat is this i dont even
by Anonymous12 years ago
Its anther Lost reference
by Anonymous12 years ago
otter*
by Anonymous12 years ago
:D Locke Ftw!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I GOT IT! :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
That phrase is used way too much. I'm only on the first season and I'm already sick of people saying it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm right here. Did you need something, sweetie?
by Anonymous12 years ago
sorry, he was talking to me.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, my mistake.
@1330956 (Anonymous): If you need anything, I'll be in the kitchen!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Pardon?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Excuse me? ... OH! You mean my sister! Don't worry. Pardon and I are twins, so people mix us up a lot.
Pardon is out right now. She said something about some guy regretting the day he was born or something? I don't know. She sounded REALLY upset though. Typical Pardon, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Was that all one person?
by Anonymous12 years ago
have you ever actually made a burnt toast castle?
and i doubt that was all one person.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was one of them
by Anonymous12 years ago
I was one, also! Can you guess What person? I mean which person?
by Anonymous12 years ago
why do I have the strange feeling you were the woman?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't rightly know. I was What.
by Anonymous12 years ago
this is a cool face
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or an abstinence program.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It would be a great slogan if they ever get into the porn business, though
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is very true. It wouldn't work for rehabs or DARE programs though.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"I'm... I'm really upset. I need someone to tell me I'm not in trouble..."
'JUST DO IT!'
"Wha... What? That makes no sense..."
'JUST DO IT!'
"I'm gonna hang up in a second!"
'JUST DO IT?'
-click-
Jeffery's last day at work.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Because he was fired from his suicide hotline job?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's what's called the wrong type of subliminal messaging.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Life Lessons by Nike...
Dear Nike,
How do I get people to stop making fun of me for being a virgin?
Sincerely, Steven
_____________________________________________________________
Dear Steven,
JUST DO IT!
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Hello...um..yeah. I've been having suicidal thoughts recently...I've been thinking about suicide...everything's falling down around me...."
"Ah, DON'T THINK! JUST DO IT!"
"Huh?"
"I don't think you understand'
*Caller kills self*
*Police comes by*
*Checks phone records*
*Realizes the last place he called was the Nike Corporation and not the suicide hotline.*
Oops!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wait. Scratch that. "Ahh, interesting!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, Tiger Woods took that slogan a little too litterally.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Tiger Woods killed himself?!
by Anonymous12 years ago
He sure did.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not talking about suicide! The "just do it" part.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought that was the entire thing?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lots of people saw HIS entire thing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): penis
by Anonymous12 years ago
PENIS
by Anonymous12 years ago
Phallus of TRUTH!
by Anonymous12 years ago
What ever happened to follow-ups?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ant said "Follow ups, be gone!" And they left.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If that was a Pokemon episode, he'd have said "Follow ups, Bagon!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): He used Max Repel, and now this site is free from follow-ups for the next 300 steps.
by Anonymous12 years ago
*rare pokemon intro music*
Wild Entei appeared!
Entei used Follow Up!
Follow Up: Duhhhh Entei iz awsumz :P
by Anonymous12 years ago
I want to concentrate on this post, but I am currently clicking on as many nyan cats as possible. Maybe the nyan cats thought "Just do it" meant "Just take over the beta amirite"
by Anonymous12 years ago
beta fish*
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just let them get huge, then I click them.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It got to the point that one Nyan Cat took over my whole screen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Who needs a suicide hotline when you have the PHONE SEX INDUSTRY!
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Chauncy Pickles): then you can cry deeply, demand a refund, and then eat a bagel.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(like a boss)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I honestly thought this was about the labor thing in Southern Asia. I now understand.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Way to completely over think the post...
by Anonymous12 years ago
(Your+name+(optional)): Or maybe I pay more attention to things happening around the world than I do to advertising? I honestly didn't know their slogan was 'Just do it' until I looked at the comments.
by Anonymous12 years ago
LOL! at the people who vote "No Way" on this.
by Anonymous12 years ago
LOL at you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Suicide hotline, please hold."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Burger King shouldn't either...
"I..I think I'm going to kill myself"
"Have it your way"
by Anonymous12 years ago
I prefer this approach.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or McDonald's.
"I can't take it anymore, I hate everyone around me, and I hate life!"
"Budabudada, I'm lovin' it."
by Anonymous12 years ago
No.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Stop.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If anyone's going to sponsor a suicide hotline it should be Lowe's.
"I don't have anything to live for!"
"Let's build something together."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Smooth. Proposing to someone on the brink of suicide. They should call you Keith Stone.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What aboot Mountain Dew?
"I just want to end it all..."
"DO THE DEW!!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
or Wendy's
"im having some suicidal thoughts, i cant tell whether i should end it or not? i need your opinion."
"You know when it's real."
by Anonymous12 years ago
At first when I read this post, I didn't see the word "never" and thought "wtf is with this POTD?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
What if Nike had a brand of condoms? ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
JUST DO IT...with protection.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or Home Depot...... You can do it, we can help.
by Anonymous12 years ago
THATS THE BEST.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I can also help.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Chauncy, this was old before it started.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just like me. :(
by Anonymous12 years ago
L
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's life. This is Walgreens.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Imagine if suicide hotlines had corporate sponsorship.
"At this difficult time why not try some Dr Pepper, what's the worst that could happen?"
"This attempt at stopping you from killing yourself is brought to you by Loreal, because you're worth it."
"I'm sorry we couldn't help you today sir, but could I interest you in some Oust, it doesn't just cover up bad smells, it get's rid of them."
"Bang, and the dirt is gone."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...
by Anonymous12 years ago
yeah haha... yeah haha...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or my mother.
"I Don't even understand why I want to kill myself."
"Because I said so."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Amazon: "And you're done!"
Capital One: "What's in your wallet?"
GEICO: "15 Minutes Could Save You 15% or More on Car Insurance" ...and hopefully your life.
Staples: "That was easy"
GLAD: "Don't get mad. Get GLAD!"
Miller beer: I think ..."It's Miller time!"
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