Nike should never sponsor a suicide hotline, amirite?

Ahhhh! Clever!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cleaver* ... but my correction came too late...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That comment sounds like two poets having sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're great in the bed And at giving me head You feel so good Just look at my wood!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

First Rule of Truth

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): More of your awesome poems please.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Justin Bieber, I suppose. "NEVER SAY NEVERRR...TO SUICIDEE."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless Justin Beiber is the one committing suicide.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't be a rude, brah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I sincerely apologize man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's see how long this can go without someone who HONESTLY doesn't understand the joke comments here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not gonna happen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It will now that it's POTD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1338117 (Mary): And that there is the confused person asking "What?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I..uh...have been recently..um..having some..kind of...suicidal thoughts." "Oh yeah? JUST DO IT!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

JUST DO IT.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't tell me what to do

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't tell me what i cant do!!!! -LOST reference that no one will get.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your reference was lost on me frown

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HAHA, it was "lost" on you and the reference was from Lost! Ha! I need to get out more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh really, because I understood the joke. your such an other.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"your such an other" wat is this i dont even

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its anther Lost reference

by Anonymous 12 years ago

otter*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

:D Locke Ftw!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I GOT IT! :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That phrase is used way too much. I'm only on the first season and I'm already sick of people saying it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm right here. Did you need something, sweetie?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sorry, he was talking to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, my mistake. @1330956 (Anonymous): If you need anything, I'll be in the kitchen!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pardon?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Excuse me? ... OH! You mean my sister! Don't worry. Pardon and I are twins, so people mix us up a lot. Pardon is out right now. She said something about some guy regretting the day he was born or something? I don't know. She sounded REALLY upset though. Typical Pardon, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was that all one person?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

have you ever actually made a burnt toast castle? and i doubt that was all one person.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was one of them wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was one, also! Can you guess What person? I mean which person?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why do I have the strange feeling you were the woman?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't rightly know. I was What.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this is a cool face

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or an abstinence program.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be a great slogan if they ever get into the porn business, though

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is very true. It wouldn't work for rehabs or DARE programs though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm... I'm really upset. I need someone to tell me I'm not in trouble..." 'JUST DO IT!' "Wha... What? That makes no sense..." 'JUST DO IT!' "I'm gonna hang up in a second!" 'JUST DO IT?' -click- Jeffery's last day at work.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because he was fired from his suicide hotline job?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what's called the wrong type of subliminal messaging.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Life Lessons by Nike... Dear Nike, How do I get people to stop making fun of me for being a virgin? Sincerely, Steven _____________________________________________________________ Dear Steven, JUST DO IT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hello...um..yeah. I've been having suicidal thoughts recently...I've been thinking about suicide...everything's falling down around me...." "Ah, DON'T THINK! JUST DO IT!" "Huh?" "I don't think you understand' *Caller kills self* *Police comes by* *Checks phone records* *Realizes the last place he called was the Nike Corporation and not the suicide hotline.* Oops!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait. Scratch that. "Ahh, interesting!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, Tiger Woods took that slogan a little too litterally.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tiger Woods killed himself?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He sure did. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not talking about suicide! The "just do it" part.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought that was the entire thing? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lots of people saw HIS entire thing. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): penis

by Anonymous 12 years ago

PENIS

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Phallus of TRUTH!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What ever happened to follow-ups?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ant said "Follow ups, be gone!" And they left.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If that was a Pokemon episode, he'd have said "Follow ups, Bagon!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): He used Max Repel, and now this site is free from follow-ups for the next 300 steps.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*rare pokemon intro music* Wild Entei appeared! Entei used Follow Up! Follow Up: Duhhhh Entei iz awsumz :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want to concentrate on this post, but I am currently clicking on as many nyan cats as possible. Maybe the nyan cats thought "Just do it" meant "Just take over the beta amirite"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

beta fish*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just let them get huge, then I click them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It got to the point that one Nyan Cat took over my whole screen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who needs a suicide hotline when you have the PHONE SEX INDUSTRY!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): then you can cry deeply, demand a refund, and then eat a bagel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(like a boss)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I honestly thought this was about the labor thing in Southern Asia. I now understand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to completely over think the post...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Or maybe I pay more attention to things happening around the world than I do to advertising? I honestly didn't know their slogan was 'Just do it' until I looked at the comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOL! at the people who vote "No Way" on this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOL at you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Suicide hotline, please hold."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Burger King shouldn't either... "I..I think I'm going to kill myself" "Have it your way"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I prefer this approach.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or McDonald's. "I can't take it anymore, I hate everyone around me, and I hate life!" "Budabudada, I'm lovin' it."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Stop.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If anyone's going to sponsor a suicide hotline it should be Lowe's. "I don't have anything to live for!" "Let's build something together."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Smooth. Proposing to someone on the brink of suicide. They should call you Keith Stone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What aboot Mountain Dew? "I just want to end it all..." "DO THE DEW!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or Wendy's "im having some suicidal thoughts, i cant tell whether i should end it or not? i need your opinion." "You know when it's real."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first when I read this post, I didn't see the word "never" and thought "wtf is with this POTD?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if Nike had a brand of condoms? ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

JUST DO IT...with protection.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Home Depot...... You can do it, we can help.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THATS THE BEST.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can also help.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chauncy, this was old before it started.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just like me. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

L

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's life. This is Walgreens. frown

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine if suicide hotlines had corporate sponsorship. "At this difficult time why not try some Dr Pepper, what's the worst that could happen?" "This attempt at stopping you from killing yourself is brought to you by Loreal, because you're worth it." "I'm sorry we couldn't help you today sir, but could I interest you in some Oust, it doesn't just cover up bad smells, it get's rid of them." "Bang, and the dirt is gone."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah haha... yeah haha...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or my mother. "I Don't even understand why I want to kill myself." "Because I said so."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Amazon: "And you're done!" Capital One: "What's in your wallet?" GEICO: "15 Minutes Could Save You 15% or More on Car Insurance" ...and hopefully your life. Staples: "That was easy" GLAD: "Don't get mad. Get GLAD!" Miller beer: I think ..."It's Miller time!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Verizon: "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??"

by Anonymous 12 years ago