+334 You have come to terms with the fact that you will never be in first place on Rainbow Road in Mario Kart, and are just happy to still be ON the road and not falling off it every five seconds. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me and my friends make bets every time we race Rainbow Road how many times we're going to fall off. I fall off an average of 6 times. XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i've begun to pace myself, i still fall off the occasional 10 times, but i dont end up in last place! sounds like a win to me!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I really don't understand you people! I rarely ever fall of Rainbow road; I don't see how it's as hard as you say. Have you ever considered getting a kart/bike with more handling. Like....the bit bike?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why won't anything i do ever be good enough for you? Is it because i always try too hard? is it because i constantly chose the tiny characters in hopes that if i get on the edge i can slowly but surely make my way on the road without falling off? or Is it because no matter what i do you will always be the better gamer? PLEASE, i can't take this ridicule!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know I love you girl, BUT I AM A MAN DAMNIT! You need to let me free, No red shell or Banana is ever going to come in my way of getting to the top! So what's it gonna be baby? Are we going to double dash, or am I going to have to change you in to a Single Circuit?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS is why we need counseling, someone should be able to help us work this problem out. Im asking you to reconsider, baby. Please! FOR THE KIDS OF THE FUTURE! WHOA-OH!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry baby, but I'm addicted to the shrooms. 1-up!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been in first place on rainbow road....try using a lot of offense and smack the other players out the way. Even if you fall off a hundred times you'll still win.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Im not a serious gamer, but i do try my best. It's just as soon as i make it to like the top 4 spot, i fall off, get hit by a shell, run into a banana peel, and a red box, consecutively. It's not a pretty picture. Nonetheless, i end up at the back of the pack.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't even try rainbow road anymore, I lose every time from falling off about a million times.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't even have to try for 1st place there...I'm not even a gamer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get first, hehe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I only fall off occasionally when I make the jump from the starting line across the gap to land on the other end of the map.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On my DS I never fall off and I normaly win, but on my Wii I fail so badly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fo sho. it's hard to have accurate steering with the wiimote

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I win rainbow road by looking at it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

eff you Mario! the game's rigged in your favor!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is wrong with you people? I've beaten rainbow road before, but I've also fallen 1983746482826 times. Why should anyone care. -_- Luv clo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My 6 year old brother can repeatedly place first on rainbow road.

by Anonymous 12 years ago