-45 They say all guys only want sex, but any guy in the world would rather participate in a heist than get laid, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Before I vote, what are the exact conditions? Like, if it's participate in a heist once rather than having sex once, then I'd want the heist. But if it's participate in a heist rather than have sex ever again, then no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One heist for one night

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well yeah, if it's for one night, you'd be stupid if you didn't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the reasoning behind this post's score is because all of the guys trying to prove their masculinity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whats a heist?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's when your girlfriend may or may not be cursed by the devil. To take precautions, a poltergeist should be brought in. Many guys think that this is sexy, but it's considered inhumane to engage in sexual contact during these ceremonies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You sir are a faggot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

teenages virgins always figure sex is the number one goal in life. if its like go rob some place or chill at your girlfriends then its like "ehh ill go over there tomorrow or something." i would rather rob some shit. but if i couldnt have sex ever again then no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He didn't say "get laid by another dude"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if he is?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shut up hoe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is cute. All I can picture is some guy's girlfriend ready to go at it, and the guy get's a call from his buddy. "Sorry honey, me and Brett are gonna fsu at the Bank of America tonite, Oceans style"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dane cook! High five!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*then

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Will George Clooney be there? If so i'd prefer it to sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a female, I'd rather partake in a heist than buy new clothes. Also: Dane Cook reference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The fuck does clothes have to do with sex?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't get it. Since she's not a guy, she can't go around saying "Yeah I agree, I'd rather do a heist than have sex", because stereotypically girls aren't as interested in sex as guys. Girls like clothes, so she used that in place of "sex".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well that's silly. I'm a girl and I'd much rather have sex than buy new clothes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago