+257 When someone says "No offense" to you, you should always be prepared to be offended, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The people who say "no offense" before saying something offensive aren't usually the people who have opinions that matter to me. If someone said "no offense, but _____" I'm willing to bet money that I wouldn't be offended.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

for me, people usually say it after saying the offensive thing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

NO OFFENCE, but you are without a doubt the single most unattractive and horrendously ugly person I have ever had the misfortune of coming in contact with. The mere sight of your disgusting face gives children nightmares and your vile stench is strong enough any flowers you may walk past. When I think of you, I simultaneously go on a rampage, destroying everything in sight from the pure hatred I feel towards you, and throw up all over the place at the thought of your existence plaguing the earth. You will forever be, in my opinion, the worst thing that has ever happened to humanity. At night, I lay awake in bed picturing myself torturing you with various weapons and occasionally even consider killing your entire family just to make you suffer. Not only are you a pitiful excuse for a human being, you are an inconvenience to everybody living on this planet. You're mother not only should have aborted you, but she she also should have aborted herself for even becoming pregnant with your ugly ass. Fuck you, sir. I hope you die a slow and painful death. BUT NO OFFENCE.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 11 years ago