You were always a bit scared to look at a guy's penis until you started dating a guy that you really liked. Then it was kind of easy, amirite?

+120 You were always a bit scared to look at a guy's penis until you started dating a guy that you really liked. Then it was kind of easy, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I find it funny how you are assuming that I've seen someone's penis, and that I've dated a guy I really like, and that I've even dated, and that I'm a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

of course they're assuming it. that's kind of the point of the post. ...and what if you were gay?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*and that I'm a girl/gay guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if this doesn't apply to you then go read another post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(jeez.): Try telling that to the hundreds of posts that start with Girls:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not gonna lie....I've never seen a real life penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...But you've seen hundreds of them in porn?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen Schindler's List

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah...I have too sad

by Anonymous 12 years ago

old Jew penis :O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just flapping around! They were all like, 11 inches long, I think I'm scarred for life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what?? they were all like 3 inches not 11!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WELL IT MUST OF BEEN THERE NUTS. I'VE ONLY SEEN SCHOOL DIAGRAMS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're always welcome to come to my sex ed demonstrations, ladies. Nothing like hands-on learning when it comes to penises.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

uh...what penis?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they show flapping penises in schindlers list?!!?!?!?!?!??! we have to watch that our sophomore year! D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chicagoan#11): you see fully naked men and women, most of whom are old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I cannot follow this logic... i mean, this post is pretty stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've only seen one penis my whole life, so...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your own?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Middle-aged Korean Marines who breed pheasents: Sometimes the constraints put at the beginning of posts are too narrow and alienate the vast majority of people who will read it with the exception of a very small elite, therefore basically rendering it pointless, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*pheasants Sorry, it was bothering me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've seen more penises in real life than I've wanted to. Damn highschool locker rooms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your username is fitting hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought they looked and felt really weird when i finally did hahah

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When we were kids my male cousin tried to prove that boys were better than girls by peeing down the basement floor drain and then daring me to do the same, but I payed more attention to the stream than the source and don't ever remember seeing one, although I DO remember he was yelled at often for whipping it out. I must have been the most oblivious child in the world.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have the weirdest boner

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story, bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... and?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was always a bit scared to look at a guy's penis... then I realised I was a lesbian, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago