+541 Studies have shown that if you stretch out your intestine the length of a tennis court, you'll die. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read this in GLaDOS' voice for some reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Studies show that if you go skydiving without a parachute, you will die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I may be wrong on the numbers, but I heard that 100% of people die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Source?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well damn. There goes my plans for tomorrow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago