+302 At least once you've pretended to die in front of your pet to see if they would notice. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I haven't had a pet in a while, but wouldn't they just think you're sleeping?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...they didn't Notice. i even made dying noises! Example: "AHHHHH, IM DYING!" nope...nothin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My cat ate me. That sucked hardcore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have no pet. But I did it to my two year old nephew.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do that to my dog. He barks and then licks my face and walks away.

by Anonymous 12 years ago