+207 If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked me for change, I'd still say no. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always give any change I have to veterans when they're asking for money. I saw one outside the store once. I gave him my change and he gave me a little tiny flower that I still have.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Veterans aren't homeless though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I know, I thought it was relevant. I don't give money to the homeless, I give it to the veterans.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You should be nice to hobos. Hobos are one of God's wondrous creatures. So majestic. The way they beg in the harsh conditions for money to blow on booze. How they smell like that week old shit you forgot to flush. Truly a miracle to behold.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you think that's great, you should see the environment they adapted to. Those corners on the cardboard boxes are more beautiful than the painting techniques used in the Mona Lisa!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Next time you get asked for some change, you should send those hobos straight to the the front steps of the White House. From what I hear, Obama has a TON of change that he's willing to share.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bo Burnham

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not sure if it was his. It was just a joke I heard. Hence why I put it under the jokes category.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was on Bo Burnham wasn't it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fucking hilarious but so terrible. XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bo Burnham made this joke. It's where I heard it from but idk if it was his.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate Bo Burnham.

by Anonymous 12 years ago