+330 You wouldn't know what to do if your fantasies actually came true. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think I have a large enough sex drive for that scenario

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Umm...live them?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm trying really hard to get into this art school, but I have no idea what will happen if I actually get in. . . Worries me, actually.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd probably do what I normally do when my fantasies are still fantasies. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

close your eyes and imagine? You sick bastard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, first I'd run the hovercar over to the copyright lawyers, set up several savings accounts with the billion dollars, smash the vase with a sledgehammer, release the birds, get some break-away clothing for more convenient use with my super power, take the dog out of the purse and offer it a steak, dodge some bullets Matrix-style, crawl through the ventilation ducts in a skin-tight black bodysuit, test out that hang glider, pass a secret message as I received my margarita, raise five children perfect in every way, strike out on my own in a well-stocked camper, get a saddle for the dolphin, and finish off the day by eating a gallon of ice cream without making myself sick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are a veeeeeery imaginative guinea pig.

by Anonymous 12 years ago