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You wouldn't know what to do if your fantasies actually came true. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't think I have a large enough sex drive for that scenario
by Anonymous12 years ago
Umm...live them?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm trying really hard to get into this art school, but I have no idea what will happen if I actually get in. . . Worries me, actually.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd probably do what I normally do when my fantasies are still fantasies.
by Anonymous12 years ago
close your eyes and imagine? You sick bastard.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, first I'd run the hovercar over to the copyright lawyers, set up several savings accounts with the billion dollars, smash the vase with a sledgehammer, release the birds, get some break-away clothing for more convenient use with my super power, take the dog out of the purse and offer it a steak, dodge some bullets Matrix-style, crawl through the ventilation ducts in a skin-tight black bodysuit, test out that hang glider, pass a secret message as I received my margarita, raise five children perfect in every way, strike out on my own in a well-stocked camper, get a saddle for the dolphin, and finish off the day by eating a gallon of ice cream without making myself sick.
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