+281 Being real is like being a lady or a gentleman. If you have to tell people you are, you probably aren't. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm real! I legit live down in Hell! Really!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you real? Do you legit live down in Hell? Do you really?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes! What about be doesn't seem real? I am just a mechanic demon that gives eternal damnation to those who were wicked during their time on Earth!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*to those ROBOTS who were wicked during their time on Earth

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, so there are people out there that aren't real and are just a figment of my imagination?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being real is like being fake. ... I don't needs ta explain myself, bitch! -Trya

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Tyra Banks, mofo): Try a what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Try a Bank. Duh!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am too a lady! I can walk into the Ladies Room without a problem! But that might be because I'm a ghost. A REAL ghost, I might add.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You look like a dictator to me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, and female ghosts can't be dictators now? Discrimination!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would hope that when I die, I could become a dictator if i so wished to do so!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Officer, she said she was eighteen!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

omg guizzee,,, i am a real persun, yu dunt believe me then u r all bitchezzzz peace <3333 People who type like that usually aren't considered "real" by me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Being real is just nonsense made up by "bro"-hating thugs (who hate Hispanics [and I don't mean Visigoths]) to justify their violent acts and anger. Mostly up North. "Shit just got real."

by Anonymous 7 years ago