Well, I may not always have the urge to lick myself in public (or... ever) but, hey, think about it, animals aren't judged by each other about anything (as far as we know) and that's something worthy to be jealous of.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Implying I lick or want to lick myself....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm so so so thankful I do not need to use my tongue to clean my nether regions after excreting. I'm not envious, I'm glad I don't have to do it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I judge my dogs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago