+408 "Mid-life crisis" Is a phrase invented by women to keep their man at home instead of buying sweet motorcycles and shit, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, sometimes they ARE having a crisis, but the other reason is also valid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, but us men didn't even have to invent menopause.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If I was a woman I'd encourage a man to have a mid-life crisis or two just so I could have a man with a really expensive car.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's your money too...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Shiny shiny car goo

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah. I mean I feel the same way, but women are crazy man. I'm sure if you were turned into a girl today you'd feel way different.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wish I was gay. No homo.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can't say I wish I was gay, no homo. Thats like "Man, I wish I was a girl, but I'm not a tranny or anything. Not during weekdays."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm sure that was the joke. But hey, since we're here. 1) Yes I can, I did, I might again. 2) It's not gay to wish you were gay, because if you were gay you wouldn't need to wish, if anything the "No homo" was redundant.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wow, I agreed because I thought it was a joke, but that reasoning... phew, you got me Mr. Hetero.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think my dad had a midlife crisis just to make me not want to visit him anymore, and so I didn't get to use the remote control dalek he'd just bought. (??)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well damn I got demolished on that one.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Derbolished

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Women are equally likely to get a mid-life crisis jolly http://www.webmd.com/healthy-ag...is-opportunity

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Those "jolly" eyes... and Actionman's face... I cannot unsee it!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My dad recently came home with a red Solara, trading in our Tahoe when he went to lunch without anyone knowing. I was the only one that called it a mid-life crisis. Everyone else just really liked the convertable.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lol. I wouldn't need to worry about my husband bringing home a motorcycle, 'cause I'd already have one by then(: ...and yes, women can own motorcycles. Jeez. STOP ACTING LIKE MY MOTHER

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When my dad hit his midlife crisis he just became super obsessed with his body and eating healthily. It got to the point where I lost weight because he wouldn't let my mom buy any processed foods.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Is not buying processed foods a bad thing?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not at all. It was a positive time in his life.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Once my sim had a midlife crisis and he wanted to: Quit his job, Break up with Darcy (his wife), Buy a car worth more than §50,000, and WooHoo with Darcy

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That crude language is not necessary. Men DO have mid life crisis as do some women. Nobody loves getting old.

by Anonymous 8 years ago