eventually theres gonna be a bunch of sperm orbiting the earth

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"LOOK AT THOSE CLOUDS DADDY!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey hey... Hey lady, lady wait wait wait, lady wait... I know... Space

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"DAD I'M IN SPACE!" "I'm proud of you son" "DAD ARE YOU SPACE?" "Yes, now we are a family again."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why not use one of the planets as a sperm dump planet? Hell, just use Pluto. It's not doing much these days.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'And so children, that's where our second milky way comes from, excuse the pun.'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Wow, we've developed transporter technology! What should we do with it? Beam fresh water and medical supplies to third world countries? Deploy our troops instantly? Or maybe we could replace commercial airlines and make a fortune!" "Naah, let's revolutionize the condom." "Oh dude, why didn't I think of that!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you want me to stick what into my what?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is the immediate future of condoms: Spray On http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spray-on_condom

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would it make me shoot blanks temporarily or make it permanent?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that's fucking retarded....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're retarded.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would help vote this up, but it's at +69, and just too perfect to ruin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...... put in? How about on?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But if you put it on then it might not feel as good, like with condoms. If it's inside it's not noticeable, and its not covering anything that might feel good. Plus if the teleporter is is on the outside, it might miss some, unless it's wrapped around, but then there's the not feeling as good part.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You've put way too much thought into this. My only thought is nothing could be more painful than inserting something into a penis...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe it's surgical, or so small that you cant even feel it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha. I don't wanna think about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In the not-too-distant future, I predict that the fertilisation of human eggs will be tightly controlled, & carried out in laboratories. All genetic diseases will be eliminated & we will live long, illness-free lives, possibly approaching a live span of 200 years. There will have to be much, much fewer births, which may gestate within artificial wombs to avoid the risks of natural childbirth. Sex for pleasure will still occur, & our bodies will be modified to enjoy enhanced pleasure rather than strenuous activity, or actual work. The mind boggles when you consider the possibilities. Changing sex through virtual reality indistinguishable from the real thing; we could become genuine hermaphrodites, having the best of both worlds; enhanced orgasms, where men could finally enjoy sex as much as women, enjoying multiple orgasms! & loads of things we haven’t even thought of. No fears about pregnancy, & males could rid themselves of their embarrassingly vulnerable testicles: no need to make sperm or produce testosterone ( in a world without this hormone & the violent tendencies it causes, we would know a real & lasting peace) Unfortunately this planet is unlike to survive in it’s present hospitable form for long enough to see us making any evolutionary leaps.

by Anonymous 3 months ago