+1,200 You're still embarrassed by something from a long time ago even though you are probably the only one who remembers, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh god yes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except for I'm probably not the only one who remembers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I touched a stuffed caribou's penis at the museum wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wagged my tongue out at my first grade teacher when she said I was mature enough to borrow a book she read to our class that reminded her of me and Mt brother. Real mature. I also laughed at the part where they talked about a poop deck. And then I pooped my pants. First grade was not a good year for me. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah I pooped my pants in kindergarten, and didn't tell anyone all day until I got home. I hoped everyone thought I reeked due to playing outside vigorously.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was walking like a cowboy and my teacher confronted me about it. It smelled so bad they sent me home for the rest of the day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh that's awful and hilarious at the same time. *wipes tear from eye*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was so embarrassed. And then last month, I saw my first grade teacher at Kohl's! I hid in a clothing rack even though she would never recognize me considering the last time she saw me I was like nine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is a flying mint colored bunny upping all of these comments as they show up. wary Oh, you did right. They remember....they always remember.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry. . .it's just that I favorited this post so I keep getting notifications

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OOOH. Okay. You can turn that off you know. If it gets annoying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh I didn't know that! Thanks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

She probably brings it up at dinner. 'So Becca, you know that girl you friended on Facebook last week? You and Bella and Morgan all did?' 'And Celia and Samantha and Maddie and Sophie did too, mom.' 'Whatever. Remember in first grade when she went home early!' 'No. That was like ten years ago.' 'Oh, well it was cuz she pooped her pants.' Other daughter: 'The one who I babysat for?' mom 'Yeah, thats the one!'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahaha. Teachers have an elephant's memory when it comes to stuff like that. My mom's a teacher. And they DO in fact bring it up to their kids.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, my mom is a teacher. It's horrible! She told us about how if one of her students did her homework my dad brought her McDonalds. But none of the other kids ever did ther homework. It was in the ghetto. They were too busy making shanks and doing drugs for homework.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds tough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

when i was 5 i farted extremely loud in a library. everyone remembers

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember in 6th grade, I fell asleep while watching a movie about sea animals, and when I woke up everyone was staring at me o.o. Then the teacher asked if i thought of a sea animal to pick for a project and she said she didnt bother trying to wake me up because she knew it was a boring movie and wasnt surprised i fell asleep. And apparently throughout the whole movie, one of my friends was trying to wake me up, but i didnt o_o. I didnt know i was a heavy sleeper..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in fourth grade, I started pretending I could tell the future. I told this one girl she would get married and her husband would develop testicular cancer and die. She then proceeded to ask the teacher what testicles were, and then the teacher looked at me like she was completely disgusted with my knowledge of anatomy and I was shamefaced. This embarrassed me more than the poop story from above ^^.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had a fortunetelling friend in grade 4 as well. That was when I thought my best friend and I would be roommates for the rest of our lives. She told me when I was 52 a man would come into my room when I was asleep and kill me. I'm still not over it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's to say he won't?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why do you think I'm worried?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Post traumatic telling disorder.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sure that girl from your story suffers from it as well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This comment makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many times have you read it? wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahah three-ish I guess, I 'love' the comments that make me laugh out loud and then when I need a good laugh I just go back and read all my loved comments cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Note to self: Come back and read everyone's embarrassing stories later.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Note to you: WE WANT TO READ YOUR EMBARRASSING STORY NAO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I probably have something more embarrassing than this, but this is all I can think of right now. It was sixth grade, and it was the end of the term project. Each student had give a presentation on a different number and talk about it's multiples, prime factorization, and other things we'd learned over that term. They could be anything: a picture, a poem, a slide show, or just talk about it. Wanting to be different, I decided I would do a rap about my number. Well for all the week we were working on it, I'd brag about how great my rap was going to be. And then, on the final day when we were presenting, I got up to the front of the class and froze for like five minutes from nervousness. Anyway, after I had cried in front of the whole class, the teacher finally convinced me to do it by saying that he would rap it too after I was done. His rapping was hilarious. Still haunts me. I don't even know why I was nervous. I'm in theatre now and I've had lead roles and everything and I hardly get nervous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That one kinda makes me feel bad for asking you to tell about it. It's kinda sad. =/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've come to terms with the fact that I was/am a weird kid. And I've moved since then, so I don't even have to worry about someone remembering. But I've got so many that are worse. So many haunting memories...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

most of them have to do with the fact that I can't undertsand the difference between the words can and can't or do and don't when the person has a southern accent and doesn't emphasis the t.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In first grade i thought "doubt" meant its opposite. So i went up to a kid and said "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" he said "A hockey player" I then cheerily responded "I HIGHLY doubt it" and strolled off. Ughh

by Anonymous 12 years ago

also in 6th grade I once was running around the room and almost running into this girl and we both realized this real fast but she had bad reflects so she watched me as flipped over a chair onto like 2 stacks of books and onto the floor and since i flipped and being my brilliant self fall again trying to get up. sorry that it is posted twice I accidently clicked the comment above yours instead of yours.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

also in 6th grade I once was running around the room and almost running into this girl and we both realized this real fast but she had bad reflects so she watched me as flipped over a chair onto like 2 stacks of books and onto the floor and since i flipped and being my brilliant self fall again trying to get up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In the fourth grade, I ripped my pants from behind, and didn't notice until the end of the day...I kept telling myself they WEREN'T laughing at me no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I puked in the sixth grade

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and in the second grade, I started crying when I was transferred to another classroom because of too many students...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but why are we talking about just school stuff? I got HUNDREDS of stories outside of school

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but I'm not gonna share them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

because that would be spam

by Anonymous 12 years ago

kinda

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sorry for the notifications...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

alright, I'm done.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are the reason we had those ads come up after posting so many comments......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

our grade had too many students, so they created a new class and asked for volunteers from every class to go there. no one in my class wanted to leave so a few ended up getting voted out. i still feel horrible for them:\

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha in kindergarten a juice box broke in my back pack while i was wearing it so it leaked out and people thought i peed myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was talking in the green room when my microphone was accidentally turned on. It was a practice, but everyone in the auditorium could hear what I was saying...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I got hit by a car right outside the school, about three minutes after the final bell. And then I lay on the ground in shock for several minutes, and everyone who was watching (pretty much the whole school) thought I was dead. Seriously, there is NOTHING more awkward than walking into a building filled with 300 people who all thought they watched you die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In 9th grade honors english we had to give a presentation on some form of Greek historical figure or myth which was assigned to us at random. The teacher I had was a harsh grader and I was feeling nervous about my presentation. So I got through almost all of it and I messed up a word. It wasn't anything that anybody would have noticed except for that fact that I started laughing. And whenI start laughing out of nerves, I don't stop. There's nothing quite like the feeling of having uncontrollable laughter in front of your entire class for over 2 minutes while everyone just sit there and watches.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That reminds me of my art teacher! She was giving a speech about how well we all worked together throughout the year. She was saying how we all started working together like one giant organism. She said orgasm instead of organism. She continued on for around a minute then stopped, looked at our faces, and said, "I said we're a giant orgasm, didn't I?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember one time I got severely frustrated and started laughing and crying at the same time in front of my dad. I was hysterical. I had an anxiety attack or something and flipped shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fourth grade, November 11th, I sneeze during the two minutes of silence, everyone in the auditorium turns to look at me. Seventh grade, My school provides bus passes for the city bus for us to take. I am exiting the bus and the doors close on me. My backpack gets stuck and I am left dangling two inches above the ground till someone stops laughing and pushes the button for me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I keep thinking about a lot of embarrassing things I've done. Today I tried to park a car that's a lot bigger than the car I normally drive and it ended up across two carparks, and there was someone watching me fail at trying to back it out and park it straight. I'm sure the people that saw me still remember it considering it was today :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Probably not. I don't remember what happens when I drive, unless I get a ticket or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dated a person online for like a year that turned out to be one of my "best friends" messing with me. I'm embarrassed because I was stupid enough to fall for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

8th grade social studies. We were about to be sorted into groups for a game. The teacher, to the whole class, began: "Alright, now you're going to choose a number-" At that point, I slammed my fists down onto the table and yelled "SEVEN!" The teacher, along with everyone else in the room, just stared at me. After a moment, the teacher very calmly said "Not yet, Garren." like I would explode at any second. Not very embarrassing, but all I could think of at the moment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I voted this comment up just to make th score +7

by Anonymous 12 years ago

reminds me of a time that a kid in a desk near me got up to sharpen their pencil and their desk made a weird noise and people tok a glance at them trying to identify the noise. They never get up so i flipped the shit out because I was the closest to them. I flipped the desk to where it was leaning on the person infront of me and got out of my chair and so the chair was flipped and i sat on the edge of person from behind's desk and fell off. we had desk that had an opening in the front so we couldn't cheat and a spider came out to save the day sort of and so the majority thought I got spooked by the spider.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In 5th grade I got my period for the first time ever during class. It got all over my chair without my knowledge and my teacher felt the need to inform the whole class of the incident. I was the freak of the class from then on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! Lucky for me, I was home sick the first time. But my sheets got ruined.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! Lucky for me, I was home sick the first time. But my sheets got ruined.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! Lucky for me, I was home sick the first time. But my sheets got ruined.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where were you during your first time? Were your sheets okay?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This one time I made this boy cry in class (I forget why) and everyone stopped and stared and I got in trouble. Pretty mortifying for my 3rd grade self. Another time I was nearly hit by some childcare van and I flipped over on my bike cuz I braked on the front wheel way too hard, so I was lying there in the middle of the road groaning. The worst part was that I had my stupid pink starry helmet on and I didn't want people to see it, and that basically showed the helmet to the world. blech.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once made a boy cry in elementary school. Jerk deserved it. I was standing by a wall talking with friends and he ran at me and rammed me into the wall. Then, confused and in pain, I repeatedly kicked him in the shins.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was in 3rd grade, I was at Planet PIzza (not affiliated with Toy Story, think "ma and pa's Chuck E. Cheese) and I had to fart. I farted and felt wet in my pants. Being the prudent kid I was, I farted about four more times. When diarrhea came out of my shorts, I started crying. I had to go back to my grandma's house (I was visiting her) to clean the poop off my legs. I kind of feel bad for the employees who had to clean that up. When I was in 5th grade, a girl in my class sneezed and farted at the same time. Everybody laughed. When I was in 6th grade, I let out a silent fart. My teacher asked why it smelled like farts. The asshole next to me announced to the class that I had farted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm really sorry, but "Being the prudent kid I was, I farted about four more times" made me laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was in grade eight, and for some ungodly reason I had allowed my mother to buy me a backless sundress and make me wear it to school, and because of how open the back was I couldn't wear a bra (according to my mother). I wore a hoodie over it as not to upset the teachers, but my friend wanted to see the whole thing and made me take off my jacket. After I had put my hoodie back on a teacher came up behind me and said, "Good job, Aimée. Put that hoodie back on, we're not running a strip club." and told on me to the principle. I have NO idea why that embarrassed me so much at the time but it did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was a 2nd grader, I got my big girl bike with 7 gears on it for a summer gift. I was testing it out and since we lived on a slightly inclined road leading to a cul-de-sac, I decided to go really fast. The breaks ended up malfunctioning and I couldn't stop at the bottom and I was too scared to jump off so I slammed right into my neighbour's garage door while my entire family watched.... Thank god he wasn't home.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was just a few weeks ago actually, but I was riding my bike downtown and I braked too suddenly I guess, so I kind of flipped over the front and fell off my bike. I got a really bad bruise on my knee from it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago