It sucks when you're licking one of those really huge, multicoloured lollipops and all the colour comes off and you're left with a white circle on a stick, amirite?

+190 It sucks when you're licking one of those really huge, multicoloured lollipops and all the colour comes off and you're left with a white circle on a stick, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could always say you're an android that eats porcelain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago