+611 If you were to hide Horcuxes, you wouldn't put them in places with meaning that could possibly clue others into finding the rest. You would hide them in random countries and in parking lots, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hiding horcruxes in parking lots? But if somebody drove over them? I'd bury them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But it wouldn't break unless someone had basilisk venom all over their tires.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, not everybody slathers their tires in basilisk venom before going out?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, they made it illegal a couple years ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I suppose it's lucky I live outside the law cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd probably put it on a space shuttle or something. I'd be a wizard, I can do whatever I want.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could just launch the horcrux itself into orbit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Send it to Pigfarts :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rumbleroar can protect it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hopefully there wouldn't be any hufflepuffs on pigfarts; I mean, they ARE particularly good finders.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wold hide my horcruxes in the bottom of the ocean protected by some sharks. Also once you get close enough a poison would release into the water, killing everything in a mile radius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would sell my horcruxes at garage sales. Good luck tracking them down!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd make my horcrux something unimportant and then duplicate it a billion times also i wouldn't tell people i made a horcrux

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would shovem in a bunghole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The one I made is an empty pop can. I don't even know where it is any more.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd make it a molecule of uranium. Good luck destroying that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Voldemort was way too arrogant to hide a piece of his own soul in a piece of junk. I guess that was one of his many flaws.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Make one of your enemy's allies into a horcrux = job done.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"If I had a horcrux, I would drop it at the bottom of the ocean. Or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels. Or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about horcruxes.” -Ron Weasley, AVPM

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YES!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would put it in a boss Zefron poster. No one would destroy that piece of beauty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd make horcruxes out of a rock, a stick, a nickle and a plastic bag. I'd sink the rock in the ocean somewhere, fly over a forest with my eyes closed and drop the stick, release the bag somewhere really windy, and spend the nickle. That way even I wouldn't know where any of them were.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would hide my horcrux in the old, stinky, smelly sock that Uncle Vernon gave me...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would put a horcrux in a grain of sand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because Voldemort's too concerned with image to actually be smart about it. And why didn't he just keep on making more Horcruxes every time he killed somebody? They would never be able to keep up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago