Laying out to tan in your driveway is a little trashy when you have a perfectly good back yard to lay out in. Amirite?

+194 Laying out to tan in your driveway is a little trashy when you have a perfectly good back yard to lay out in. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And that should probably say lying out to tan... but too late.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But then I can't make facebook statuses about how people are creeps for staring at me when in reality I clearly want people to stare at me because I'm overexposing my STD-ridden body to everyone who passes by!

by Anonymous 12 years ago