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Gift cards are the polite way for family members to say, "We wanted to give you money for your birthday, but we think you might be a drug addict," amirite?

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Or 'We don't care enough to get you a real gift, but we want to at least make it look like we do.'

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

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Or 'We don't care enough to get you a real gift, but we want to at least make it look like we do.'

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “Or 'We don't care enough to get you a real...

That's exactly how I see gift cards. They're so pointless, just give me the money.

+13131 Reply

StealthApple StealthApple

In response to “That's exactly how I see gift cards. They're...

No. You're a drug addict.

+40405 Reply

Frank_n_Furter Frank_n_Furter

In response to “Or 'We don't care enough to get you a real...

Or to politely say that... "We want you to get a paper cut near a major artery with this **** Sporting Goods gift card and bleed to death. That way we could steal it back and buy various sporting items."

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Dwight Dwight

In response to “Or to politely say that... "We want you...

"Is that why you wrote '**** Sporting Goods' on this index card? That's not really what a gift card is. You could have just given me a blessing and saved yourself five cents."

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “Or 'We don't care enough to get you a real...

I just trade in the gift card for the drugs. Some drug dealers surprisingly take target gift cards. Who knew?

+19194 Reply

ravensrule ravensrule

In response to “I just trade in the gift card for the drugs...

That isn't relevant to my comment at all. You're just using me to get to a highly placed comment, aren't you?

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Courage_Wolf Courage_Wolf

In response to “That isn't relevant to my comment at all...

yeah, didn't want to scroll down. I did a little though, but in the end I chose to comment there, hope you don't mind.

+3521 Reply

ravensrule ravensrule

lol this is funny

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LauraHernandez LauraHernandez

In response to “lol this is funny

So is your face.

+303552 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “So is your face.

awwwe :(

+1761 Reply

LauraHernandez LauraHernandez

In response to “So is your face.

I do not find anything comical about her face.

+41414 Reply

Dwight Dwight

In response to “I do not find anything comical about her face.

You're not looking hard enough!

... I'm sorry.

+14141 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I do not find anything comical about her face.

It's not meant to be funny omg

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LauraHernandez LauraHernandez

It's funny because I've been getting giftcards for my last three birthdays, and now I know why.

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Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball

Almost 20 minutes late...tsk tsk. People were about to start rioting.

+34345 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “Almost 20 minutes late...tsk tsk. People were...

*shuffles away from burning couch* Yes, about to...

+33333 Reply

ActionMan

In response to “*shuffles away from burning couch* Yes, about...

Was this by any chance the couch that reddead was sitting on?

+771 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “Almost 20 minutes late...tsk tsk. People were...

OOOOOOOOH. Anthony posted this late to create a metaphor that shows his opinion of the riots in England! Everything makes sense now!

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Shadi Shadi

No! I get gift cards because they love me, not because they suspect me to be a drug addict!

*snorts coke*

+34342 Reply

sb123

In response to “No! I get gift cards because they love me...

Now all you have to do is snort mentos, and you're all set.

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “Now all you have to do is snort mentos, and...

... I can't decide if you were just joking, or if you actually didn't know that coke = cocaine.

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Sobriquet

In response to “I can't decide if you were just joking...

I was joking. I may be Jewish, but I do have SOME street smarts.

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “I was joking. I may be Jewish, but I do have...

Lets count how many comments you made where you mentioned you were jewish! GO!

+19191 Reply

Babytard Babytard

In response to “Lets count how many comments you made where...

It's not my fault I'm Jewish.

(+1)

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “It's not my fault I'm Jewish. (+1)

this is why we can't have nice things!

jew.

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THAT_Girl THAT_Girl

Or a nice way to say "LOL we're broke."

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Expelliarmus Expelliarmus

In response to “Or a nice way to say "LOL we're broke."

You still have to pay the same amount of money for gift cards...

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im_good_nope_im_god im_good_nope_im_god

In response to “You still have to pay the same amount of...

Gift cards could cost 2 dollars, but you can't give someone 2 dollars as a present. Or they could give them a hand made gift card.

+4511 Reply

Expelliarmus Expelliarmus

In response to “Gift cards could cost 2 dollars, but you...

The post is talking about giftcards to a store like $20 to Walmart, not a handmade card

+101111 Reply

Mary Mary

In response to “The post is talking about giftcards to a...

Crap, I didn't know that :( Fail.

+3412 Reply

Expelliarmus Expelliarmus

In response to “Crap, I didn't know that :( Fail.

Don't worry, we know.

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Sobriquet

In response to “You still have to pay the same amount of...

Maybe they re-gifted the gift card? Like, "Hell, we never shop there, let's just give this to Random Family Member!"

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FlooPowderPower FlooPowderPower

In response to “Maybe they re-gifted the gift card? Like...

Yeah, that makes sense. I'm pretty sure gift cards have an expiration date though, so it would have to be a pretty quick re-gift.

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im_good_nope_im_god im_good_nope_im_god

In response to “Yeah, that makes sense. I'm pretty sure gift...

I thought there was a law passed the gift cards now couldn't have expiration dates?

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nantsingonyama nantsingonyama

In response to “I thought there was a law passed the gift...

I don't know, you're probably right. I'm not really an expert in gift cards so forgive me.

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im_good_nope_im_god im_good_nope_im_god

In response to “Yeah, that makes sense. I'm pretty sure gift...

They used to, which sucked, since I tend to forget that I have gift cards...or, after a certain amount of time passed, money would start being deducted from the amount on the gift card every month.

But, yeah, like nantsingonyama, I think some sort of law was passed or something so that stores couldn't do that anymore...

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FlooPowderPower FlooPowderPower

In response to “Or a nice way to say "LOL we're broke."

But they still spent money buying the gift card...

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Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia

In response to “But they still spent money buying the gift card...

But not a lot of money. Giving them money or buying them a gift costs more than a gift card. Unless I'm mistaken or something

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Expelliarmus Expelliarmus

In response to “Or a nice way to say "LOL we're broke."

No one says LOL in real life, you understand that right

+3411 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

When I first checked, I thought "The male version of a cougar is a pedophile" was today's POTD.

+25251 Reply

RobotDevil RobotDevil

In response to “When I first checked, I thought "The male...

Yeah I wasted 6 (l)s. (frown)

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MeWrongNo MeWrongNo

In response to “Yeah I wasted 6 (l)s. (frown)

No one likes you.

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “Yeah I wasted 6 (l)s. (frown)

If you love one more comment, your mother will ger cancer.

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Roy

In response to “If you love one more comment, your mother...

... shut up crobat you did it too and thought you were the shit.

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TheShamWowGuy TheShamWowGuy

In response to “shut up crobat you did it too and thought...

Do you even own a shamwow?!

poser.

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THAT_Girl THAT_Girl

In response to “Do you even own a shamwow?! poser.

haha actually yes, i own 3. i never use them...

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TheShamWowGuy TheShamWowGuy

In response to “shut up crobat you did it too and thought...

I didn't do it to be funny or get noticed..... or "be the shit," that just sounds gross  Anthony asked me to stop, so I did. Way to be judgemental, poser^ LULZ.

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Roy

In response to “I didn't do it to be funny or get...

1) Then why did you do it? Because there is no way you loved every single comment because they are not all good. 2) Anthony had to tell you to stop. You would have continued to do it if the great God of the internetz didn't tell you to quit. 3) You copied Velecropter (sp?) ... therefore YOU are the poser. Way to be **** ^ LOLOMG<3

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TheShamWowGuy TheShamWowGuy

In response to “1) Then why did you do it? Because there is...

1) I loved them because I realised I rarely love comments and I actuall helpes some people get achievments, so why stop? 2) Actually, Anthony was the only one who asked nicely. I remember you "asked" me to stop, but you were rude, SO NO LOL (l) (l) (l) 3) I had no idea why people were saying that, but I found out he once loved all the comments on a POTD and that's great and all but by that logic your a poser for owning a ShamWow because someone else did before you. Also, I am gay and **** is an offensive term, judgemental is not. You're not a very nice person (hmm)

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Roy

In response to “1) I loved them because I realised I rarely...

oh you're gay? Okay, it all kinda makes sense now. Yes, **** is an offensive term, thats why i used it. Actually believe it or not i can be a very nice person, but unlike you... i don't piss flowers.

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TheShamWowGuy TheShamWowGuy

In response to “oh you're gay? Okay, it all kinda makes sense...

Wow. Yes I'm gay, but why does that make everything make sense? And you used ** to be offensive? Then I guess you're a homophobe. Good to know I've been wasting my time on you. How would you like it if I told you it makes sense that you're a ginger because they are generally souless **? I don't piss flowers, I just don't pick fights over nothing.

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Roy

In response to “(no)

Lol people arguing on POTD

so stupid

and I quoted you because Axolotl's are cute <3

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BurnyBurn BurnyBurn

In response to “You quoted me?

Err... I mean replied to.

I spend too much damn time on gaming forums D;

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BurnyBurn BurnyBurn

In response to “Yeah I wasted 6 (l)s. (frown)

And here I was thinking I was special...

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FlooPowderPower FlooPowderPower

In response to “And here I was thinking I was special...

It's okay. We all thought you were special.

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Shadi Shadi

The biggest hint was when the gift card was for $20 off at a meth lab.

+27272 Reply

ActionMan

"I wasn't going to use the money to buy weed, I swear! I was going to use it to buy a hooker!"

+212323 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “"I wasn't going to use the money to buy...

"It's pronounced 'hookah'."

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The Dealer

In response to “"It's pronounced 'hookah'."

This is a hookah:

This is a hooker:


And this is a hooker with a hookah:

Just thought I'd clear that up.

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Serg Serg

In response to “This is a hookah:...

Yeah.

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “This is a hookah:...

That last picture has quite a nice looking hookah.

+11 Reply

Boufaka Boufaka

In response to “:)

(no)

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Neighbor Neighbor

In response to “(no)

(d)

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Juliaface

In response to “(no)

Why is your picture a picture of number 2?!?

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “Why is your picture a picture of number 2?!?

i bet that bowl of rice doesn't even talk!

poser.

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THAT_Girl THAT_Girl

In response to “Why is your picture a picture of number 2?!?

Oh.. you know.. 2.

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Neighbor Neighbor

Tell us what we did wrong, Anthony! Tell us so we won't upset you like this ever again!

+10102 Reply

Shadi Shadi

Somehow I read gift cards as girls. Everything makes sense again.

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Norma Norma

Couldn't the person pay their drug dealer with the gift card? Or sell the gift card for slightly less money than it's worth and then use that money to pay their drug dealer?

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DictatorCourtney DictatorCourtney

In response to “Couldn't the person pay their drug dealer...

You must be a professional junkie.

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Shugah Shugah

In response to “You must be a professional junkie.

Or just easily able to find logic holes. A gift card says: I got you a present, but I don't quite know what you like enough, or what your taste is to buy you a specific gift. A surprise trip to Disney Land that really ends up at rehab says: I think you're on drugs.

+331 Reply

DictatorCourtney DictatorCourtney

In response to “Or just easily able to find logic holes. A...

I was joking. =/

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Shugah Shugah

In response to “I was joking. =/

I know. I just couldn't figure out a way to follow up.

+221 Reply

DictatorCourtney DictatorCourtney

In response to “I was joking. =/

joqueen*

I was joqueen. Now I am jodowager queen.

+1211 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Or just easily able to find logic holes. A...

Heh. Logic holes.

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “Couldn't the person pay their drug dealer...

"Hey Sketchy Jimmy, instead of me giving you cash for this skag, would you prefer a $20 giftcard to the local record store?"

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Simon

In response to “"Hey Sketchy Jimmy, instead of me giving...

"Skag? I thought you were buying wee... OH! Yeah, yeah. Sure, man. Whatever. Let's high-fives."

+331 Reply

Jimmy

In response to “"Hey Sketchy Jimmy, instead of me giving...

Some of the people I go to school with get drugs from their friends.

But I've known druggies to pawn anything to get money for drugs.

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DictatorCourtney DictatorCourtney

Better then a flaming bag of ****...

+6711 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “Better then a flaming bag of ****...

This made me think of Sims because all my ex-husbands leave it on my front porch. (un)

+771 Reply

KirstenAnn KirstenAnn

Well, you are a Sinner.

+441 Reply

mooie22 mooie22

Gift cards suck, most of the time I can't find what I want to buy in the store where that gift card is accepted so it just ends up being wasted on useless crap.

+2311 Reply

dan94 dan94

I've actually never gotten a gift card. I'll take that as a compliment.

+441 Reply

_Jojo_ _Jojo_

It would make an awkward birthday if they didn't think you were a druggie though.

Person who got gift card: "I'M NOT A DRUGGIE!!!!"
Family: Um...OK.

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God_the_Almighty God_the_Almighty

I got my friend a giftcard to Subway, today. She works at Subway. trolololol

+15151 Reply

DropXDead DropXDead

i keep asking for gift cards to feed my video gaming addictions, but all i get is cash. with which i feed my other addictions. they nefer luuuuuuuurnd.

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