+232 Apple could afford to buy everyone in the United States an iPod Touch and still have money left over. which begs the question: why the hell don't they, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Here homeless man, have an iPod.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can I eat it? ... Then what the fuck'm I s'posed ta do with it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha they also have more money than the US government!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mmmms me have giant pile of greenie money... me give away large amount, or keep all? ... Keep...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well for one thing, they would lose money, for another thing not everyone wants an Ipod Touch. Also, if they did do that they'd get harassed by activists for not giving that money to charity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And what would THEY gain by doing that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you people take things way to seriuosly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Our they could bail out the US's debt.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If everyone had an iPod, there would be no one left to buy one. Which would piss me off because I don't want one and if everyone else had one I would have a hard time selling mine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You could always use it to make a YouTube video where you destroy it and set it on fire so people will dislike it and say "OMG UR SO DUMB LOL YOU SHOULDA GIVE IT 2 ME!!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good idea. I could come up with creative ways of destroying them!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I wonder what happens when you bash it with a shovel." *shatter* "It breaks! Intriguing."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That defeats the purpose of a business

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not the Porpoise of Business! He was so young... (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're too busy using it to sue their business partners.

by Anonymous 12 years ago