+688 There's plenty of fish in the sea, so don't settle until you find a fucking mermaid, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how is that different than a regular mermaid?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

. . . I've never really thought about it before. They're probably shinier or something. O.O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A fucking mermaid is more willing to put out on the first date In fact, that's pretty much all they're good for.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do mermaids have babies?

by Anonymous 12 years ago