+247 The pen is mightier than the sword, if you sharpen it to a fine point, dip it in poison and throw it from a distance of ten feet, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If the pen is mightier than a sword why do actions speak louder than words?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So what? Now you want consistency with these sayings too? I bet next you're gonna want an ass for your ass scratcher too, huh?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or when you use the pen to sign for a package that contains a gun

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a laser thingy that kills ninjas, like that Geico commercial....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that's what i was referencing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oops. Sorry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's ok

by Anonymous 12 years ago