The deliciousness of the food is directly proportional to the amount of time it can spend on the ground and still be appetising. amirite?

+179 The deliciousness of the food is directly proportional to the amount of time it can spend on the ground and still be appetising. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Barbecue ribs are delicious, but if they so much as get close to the ground, they're covered in smut.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...I wouldn't eat pudding that's been on the floor. xP

by Anonymous 12 years ago