+434 Life is like a bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans: you never know what you're going to get, you just have to hope that it's not poop or earwax flavored. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or defeat, or broken computer.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Personally, I'd hope for one that tastes like Redvines

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know what's really disappointing? Red Vines aren't really that great.. :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True-I don't like them, but apparently Ron and Harry do, so I'm not sure what to think :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

uh oh... this is a dilemma... WE GOTTA BE INDIVIDUALS! WE WON'T FOLLOW THE CROWD! WHAT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i like the soap kind.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That was my favourite kind!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had an earwax flavored one once and - surprising - it really wasn't bad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alas, earwax!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've just always wondered... They always say what flavour they got as they eat it... But how do they recognise them? Have they tasted earwax and poop before?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

they take half of the bean and compare it to the beans on the chart on the back.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love how HP will always be relevant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

my momma said life was like a box of... wait.

by Anonymous 12 years ago