+346 The reason your life is so terrible is because you didn't forward any of those chain letters, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

are you for real

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If those were real, then I should have died two years ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've already been brutally murdered in the bathtub by a bald girl named Penelope with no eyes twice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago