+320 Fortune cookies rarely tell you your fortune, they usually just say something about life or something completely random, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We need Magic 8-Ball Cookies

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Help, I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once got one that said "Be a winner"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favorite one I've had so far was "Good beginning is half done." If you can tell me what the FUCK that's to mean, I'll love you forever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It means: Someone was on drugs when they wrote it made perfect sense. At the moment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and it made perfect sense*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It means your begining to do something new and good, but your still in the begining stage of it...but not begining begining....urg I give up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm still feeling it was the drugs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They should call them Advice Cookies or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mine once said "You will get new pants" :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You will discover new friends...IN BED!!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone else plays that game! Stellar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fortune cookie: ''Life is a road that never ends as long as you keep moving forward.'' *disappointed face*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once got one that said, "HERE WE GO. Mu-shu cereal for breakfast with duck sauce!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I got one that said "Three months from this day will be lucky for you" or something like that. I waited three months. The cruise we were planning got cancelled and I got grounded. Fortune cookies can suck my dick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago