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Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?

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Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

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HastyCroissant

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You would know a lot about fire, wouldn't you, Dwight.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/55744...lesson-on-fire

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WhySoRegulus WhySoRegulus

Fantastic mental image.

+56563 Reply

IAmJacksWastedLife IAmJacksWastedLife

In response to “Fantastic mental image.

mantle*

-1210225 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Fantastic mental image.

Now the world gets to find out if Dwight will reply to the first comment on his own post.

+31316 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “Now the world gets to find out if Dwight will...

Nah I don't think he is that shallow and pedantic.

+37372 Reply

Dwight Dwight OP

In response to “Nah I don't think he is that shallow and pedantic.

Idk, he's pedantic enough to change his comment for no particular reason.

+1321 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “Nah I don't think he is that shallow and pedantic.

This is a moment to remember.

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Big_Boss Big_Boss

In response to “Fantastic mental image.

Fantastic sexual image.

+7811 Reply

Dwight Dwight OP

*rubs forehead twice*

+3412 Reply

affenhausen affenhausen

In response to “*rubs forehead twice*

I am the Genie of the Forehead. I shall grant you three forehead-related wishes!

+11511535 Reply

Genie O'Forehead

In response to “I am the Genie of the Forehead. I shall...

1) That my forehead shoots out candy when I want it to.
2) That, when pressed, stops any headache.
3) That my forehead will give me three more wishes when rubbed.

+30302 Reply

lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “1) That my forehead shoots out candy when I...

Still flaunting that counting ability, are we?

+6711 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Still flaunting that counting ability, are we?

It's easy with my mnemonic device.

1, 2, sniff the glue.
3, 4, grow up to be a ****.
5, 6, beat up all the pricks.
7, 8, be filled with hate.
9, 10, stab with your pen.
Let's get up and count again!

+33331 Reply

lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “*rubs forehead twice*

*Rubs arm twice, pets shoulder once, clutches foot three times, grabs wrist seventeen times, wonders why he is doing random actions and telling people about it*

+23232 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “*Rubs arm twice, pets shoulder once, clutches...

*gets ready to throw curveball*

+441 Reply

TattedUp

I'm seriously doing this the next time I'm in a boring conversation!

+11111 Reply

ox_olivia_xo ox_olivia_xo

I read that as 'stop, drop, and troll'... :I

+31312 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “I read that as 'stop, drop, and troll'... :I

That works too.

+52528 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “I read that as 'stop, drop, and troll'... :I

I read "that" as "that".

+51161 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I read "that" as "that".

You're cool.

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Anonymous

This? ...(hmm)

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Shadi Shadi

I can't imagine how many times everyone here is gonna use this...

+551 Reply

StealthApple StealthApple

In response to “I can't imagine how many times everyone here...

I can. Not. Pretty.

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Shadi Shadi

Demetri Martin?

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Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “Demetri Martin?

No, DWIGHT. I can understand Demitri, I guess, but MARTIN? Dwight doesn't even have a last name as far as this site is concerned.

+2971 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “No, DWIGHT. I can understand Demitri, I...

This feels like a trick (wary)

+111 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “This feels like a trick (Wary)

Maybe this is a trick. ...Is this your card? *flashes "Cassowary Inc." business card*

+1431 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Maybe this is a trick. ...Is this your...

Hmm... impressive. *flashes breasts*

+252614 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “Hmm... impressive. *flashes breasts*

*flashes mirror* Nice try, but I saw that coming a mile away, thanks to... THIS! *tests Cassowary's improv skills*

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “*flashes mirror* Nice try, but I saw that...

We better steer this conversation back on topic if we don't want to get banned.

Um, so how about the post, right? Yeah stop, drop and roll... pretty neat.. heh heh...

+992 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “We better steer this conversation back on...

I agree, given that I interpret this post to be aboot preparing sushi.

+8911 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I agree, given that I interpret this post to...

'Aboot'? Are you canadian?

+991 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “'Aboot'? Are you canadian?

That depends. You got five bucks to spare? (wary)

+2312 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “No, DWIGHT. I can understand Demitri, I...

It's Schrute.

+4511 Reply

Dwight Dwight OP

In response to “It's Schrute.

Shrewd*. And I agree. Very shrewd. (hmm)

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Shadi Shadi

This is from Sickest Status.
http://www.sickeststatus.com/view/Funny/331
Still funny though!

+441 Reply

Whacka Whacka

In response to “This is from Sickest...

Yeah. I can tell from the url address.

+141731 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Yeah. I can tell from the url address.

Interesting (y)

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Whacka Whacka

In response to “Interesting (y)

You recognize it? I just got this Interest Ring the other day. ...He went to Jared's.

+7812 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “You recognize it? I just got this Interest...

Cool. (y) Meanwhile, I got an autograph from Michael Panry... it was three calculators tall. But it wasn't a grapefruit.

+111 Reply

Whacka Whacka

In response to “Cool. (y) Meanwhile, I got an autograph from...

Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you family recovers quickly from such a traumatic incident. This is something no person should have to relive twice, not to mention a Pole.

+1211 Reply

Shadi Shadi

STOP the conversation. DROP the conversation. And ROLL away.

+22222 Reply

sb123

In response to “STOP the conversation. DROP the conversation...

You forgot to ROCK the casbah!

+1431 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Draco Malfoy anyone?...

No thanks. I'm full.

+37377 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Draco Malfoy anyone?...

DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY?

+773 Reply

confessionistspride confessionistspride

What if you're in a wheelchair?

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Velociraptor Velociraptor

In response to “What if you're in a wheelchair?

Stop, drop and wail in agony.

+7172118 Reply

Whacka Whacka

In response to “Stop, drop and wail in agony.

Like a Magikarp?

+881 Reply

Velociraptor Velociraptor

In response to “Like a Magikarp?

That would be... stop, drop and glub glub glub in agony.

+28288 Reply

Whacka Whacka

In response to “What if you're in a wheelchair?

Then I already got to you.

+221 Reply

Shadi Shadi

Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

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HastyCroissant

In response to “Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

That's when the rolling part is crucial. You must continue to roll until the doors open. This may take a while and you may get many "What the **** are you doing?"s, but stick at it. Do not reply. Just keep rolling.

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ActionMan

In response to “That's when the rolling part is crucial. You...

I can't stop laughing.

0 Reply

INeedAName

In response to “I can't stop laughing.

Looks to me like you need a name.

+11 Reply

Your_Moms_Boyfriend Your_Moms_Boyfriend

In response to “Looks to me like you need a name.

Oh yeah. Mind giving me one?

-11 Reply

INeedAName

In response to “Oh yeah. Mind giving me one?

"TrollmyTroll"?
I dunno.
Not very creative.
....And thats why my name is Your_Moms_Boyfriend....

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Your_Moms_Boyfriend Your_Moms_Boyfriend

In response to “Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.

Note to HastyCroissant: I've been reading your notes.

+773 Reply

Shadi Shadi

I love this

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LauraHernandez LauraHernandez

In response to “I love this

I love THIS.

+332 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I love THIS.

I love THIS!!

+111 Reply

LauraHernandez LauraHernandez

In response to “I love THIS!!

You're welcome :1

+112 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “You're welcome :1

& THAT!!

+111 Reply

LauraHernandez LauraHernandez

In response to “& THAT!!

Never find a love like this!

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Shadi Shadi

MeWrongNo, you aren't funny. Stop it.

+13131 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “MeWrongNo, you aren't funny. Stop it.

MeWrongNo is just upsetting me. I hope MeWrongNo see's the error of MeWrongNo's ways.

+991 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “MeWrongNo is just upsetting me. I hope...

MeWrongNo sounds a bit Asian.

+15151 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “MeWrongNo sounds a bit Asian.

I'd use pronouns, but I'm too lazy to check MeWrongNo's profile to clarify MeWrongNo's gender.

+331 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “MeWrongNo sounds a bit Asian.

Actually, I am two-thirds and a quarter Asian.

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MeWrongNo MeWrongNo

In response to “MeWrongNo, you aren't funny. Stop it.

Just when I thought that he left...

+221 Reply

Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia

Chauncy, here's another comment for you to reply to.

+21211 Reply

ActionMan

In response to “Chauncy, here's another comment for you to...

PROVE IT.

...dammit.

+16162 Reply

Shadi Shadi

Or an interesting way to fail and escape an exam.
Stop doing it, drop it, then roll out of the class and GTFO.

+551 Reply

Expelliarmus Expelliarmus

In response to “Or an interesting way to fail and escape an...

GTFO isn't a recognized step in the procedure as of yet. The board is still discussing adding that step to lessen the amount of effort needed for the original three steps.

+662 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “GTFO isn't a recognized step in the procedure...

STOP REPLYING TO EVERY **** COMMENT!

0662 Reply

dan94 dan94

In response to “STOP REPLYING TO EVERY **** COMMENT!

STOP BEING YOURSELF!

See? Not so easy, is it?

+5721 Reply

Shadi Shadi

... You sir, have made my day.

+221 Reply

Runy Runy

This conversation, though...

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confessionistspride confessionistspride

"So then last night i signed the papers for my kids little league and you won't BELIEVE wh-"
"Stop." -Stops-
"What?"
"Drop." -Drops to floor-
"What are you doing, Steve?!"
-Rolls-

+22 Reply

mirandaamirite

In response to “"So then last night i signed the papers...

"Why are you rolling away? WHY ARE YOU ROLLING AWAY, STEVE, I WAS TALKING TO YOU"

+331 Reply

Arcane Arcane

this is from the dimitri martin show in a segment called "good, bad, interesting" from the episode titled "safety". ban or remove this post because it is not original.

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99Dilemmas 99Dilemmas

In response to “this is from the dimitri martin show in a...

oh man, somebody better call the police

0 Reply

Anonymous

Lol MeWrongNo was banned.

http://myfacewhen.com/212/

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Roy

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