+381 If you are close to a five year old, really listen to what they have to say; because often times, the things they say and questions they ask can be ingenious and deep, without meaning to. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're the only people who know how to tell the truth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was five I was singing song from the Little Mermaid and getting in trouble for saying "Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider," and I was already pretending like I liked my Christmas gifts when I didn't. I don't know what kind of five year old you were...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I have to poop." - My 5 year old cousin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, my. That was so...so...excuse me for a moment, I need to collect myself, that just...that got to me. It really did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I like my dad and I like my doll and I like my dad and I like my poop." I heard a girl around 4 or 5 singing this in a bathroom stall.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Well, maybe the boy LIKED being flushed down the toilet!" -My little cousin, to me, during an increasingly elaborate game of let's pretend. There were also some butterfly undertakers involved, and Voldemort.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Little boy: "Mommy, I can't eat anymore! I ate a lot yesterday, and the food's up to my head! If I eat more, my head will explode!" His twin brother: "Nu uh! 'Cause your brain's in your head!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time a 7 year old told me that Justin Bieber used to have warts on his face before he used Proactiv.

by Anonymous 12 years ago