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the first thing young boys do when they have a barbie doll in their hands is to get her naked. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
When I was little I would shave all the hair off my barbie.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Me too. I was quite annoyed when it didn't grow back and that it looked like shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
*take off her head
by Anonymous12 years ago
And then destroy it with fire crackers.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I did that with the little barbies from happy meals. I also tried to strap them to bottle rockets but they were always too heavy to lift off D:
by Anonymous12 years ago
I did that with toy soldiers only to be disappointed.
by Anonymous12 years ago
When my brother was three, he would take off the Barbie's clothes and then take baths with them.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But girls do the same thing... Although they might redress her afterwards.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My younger brother took my life-size barbie doll and beheaded her using the garage door while yelling "OFF WITH HER HEAD!". I was upset at first, but it was pretty damn entertaining.
by Anonymous12 years ago
nice brother
by Anonymous12 years ago
...where'd you get a life-sized Barbie doll?
by Anonymous12 years ago
FAO Schwartz, the toy capital of America.
by Anonymous12 years ago
They used to sell them in the 90's, I think. They may still sell them. They're "life sized" for kids, so they're something like 3 or 4 feet tall.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I remember those! My cousin had one, and it was the first thing I always asked for when I went to her house. (Now that I think of it, they were pretty creepy). Your brother was also pretty clever for using the garage door as a substitute guillotine.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My dad used to do that to my barbies. Then he would take me into a dark room and make me watch him make my two barbie dolls have sex.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I still do that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nail polish remover can take off all the paint on a Barbie's face.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Good to know ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Thinking about how you might have learned this made me laugh.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My brother cut the hair off of mine. He also chopped the head off of one via a workout bike...
by Anonymous12 years ago
barbie Q recipe:
-preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit
-place barbie on center rack in oven
-close oven and watch the magic begin.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I remember that my friend's older brother would take a permanent marker and make them look natural.
by Anonymous12 years ago
i definitely did that when i was young
by Anonymous12 years ago
I love all of the Barbie torture/disfigurement methods in the comments.
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