+336 I am convinced that your smallest toes exist only to cause extreme pain when they run into something. Ladies and gentlemen, your little toes are trolls. And extremely successful ones, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you really feel that way, cut them off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then when you cut them off and lose all your balance, you realize they are the greatest trolls of all time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gay people suck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They said extremely SUCCESSFUL trolls, not unoriginal "GAY HOMOSEXUAL MONKEY SHIT AND GOD SUX" trolls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, because of shoes pressing down on our little toes, they are slowly evolving away. So in a thousand years, they'll be gone!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Evolution doesnt work like that...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes it does. I read some Science Magazine article about it awhile back. I'll see if I can find it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Im suprise you did but I studied about it for a whole semester last year. Imagine every person in the world get their little toes cut off tomorrow, I can assure you that their kids wont be born with their little toes missing...you could keep doing it forever, its still going to be there. So why would it disapear because of your shoes? If it doesnt affect the capicity of humans to survive or to reproduce, its not gonna go away like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know what Lamarckism is, thank you very much. I can't find the article so far, but if shoes keep pressing down on on our little toes, it'll cause bone and joint issues. These are disadvantages to a human and, because of evolution, will eventually evolve away.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOL evolution.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm hearing that in the next few hundred years or so, evolution is going to just do away with them completely- AND THANK GOD FOR THAT.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too bad that won't affect you in any way considering you're a pineapple.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hey guys. This is was a status from "Brock Obama" on Facebook. I posted it because I thought it was pretty funny. So go like Brock Obama if you have a facebook.

by Anonymous 12 years ago