+924 Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do not engage in foolish trips such as that. I chose to have my nose that way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or perhaps he attempted to get into the room of requirement and the doors closed before he got there and he ran into that wall. He just doesn't want anyone to know about his faults haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You copied this of a Facebook group, word for fucking word.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Tis true. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Voldemort-has-a-flat-face-because-he-ran-into-the-wrong-wall-at-the-station/187655131298547?id=187655131298547&sk=wall http://www.facebook.com/pages/Voldemort-has-a-flat-face-because-he-ran-into-the-wrong-wall-at-the-Station/208486069198537?sk=wall http://www.facebook.com/pages/Voldemort-has-a-flat-face-because-he-ran-into-the-wrong-wall-at-the-Station/191643907560479

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I saw this on Tumblr AND Facebook. Please don't copy from other sites, no matter how hilarious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wasn't because his resurected body was a snake?

by Anonymous 12 years ago