+327 Stepping on a wet floor with socks on, is like stepping on a landmine, except you don't get blown to pieces... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But at least when you step on a landmine your socks aren't fucking soggy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh but they are, with blood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, the socks are annihilated so they can't be soggy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well good sir you never know, maybe the one on the foot that you stepped on the mine is, but the other one could have fared better in some way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Since we seem to have differing hypothesis we shall have to test. There shall be three trials. And another one for fun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

May I volunteer myself to not be one of the test dummies? I would persuade you to do the same.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am fully capable of making my own decisions.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whatever you guys do, I'm totally watching.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What do you use to wash your floors

by Anonymous 7 years ago