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Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?

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I'm gonna send this link that to all my black friends with a message that says "Please don't hurt me."

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lmaooooo
This made me laugh so hard

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ThisBlackChick ThisBlackChick

In response to “lmaooooo This made me laugh so hard

Me too. Without the "so" (hello)

+2442185 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “Me too. Without the "so" (hello)

So it made you laugh hard? That's sweet.

+57636 Reply

Tempest_Trance Tempest_Trance

In response to “So it made you laugh hard? That's sweet.

Do you get the reference?

+11198 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “http://amirite.net/526070 Do I get a prize?

Correct! Here's your prize! (Don't worry about what the link says)

+273258 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “Correct! Here's your prize! (Don't worry...

(lol, i was kinda scared to open that)

+35383 Reply

majorsasquatch majorsasquatch

In response to “(lol, i was kinda scared to open that)

Right? I had to make sure I was alone! Good laugh, though.(:

+5116 Reply

ShakinBacon ShakinBacon

In response to “Me too. Without the "so" (hello)

Same. Just without the "laugh" (hello)

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white_knight_faggot white_knight_faggot

In response to “Same. Just without the "laugh" (hello)

Same. Just without the "me".

+286 Reply

IamProbablyaNinja

In response to “Same. Just without the "me".

Same. Just without the "lame attempt at humor". Oh, that's not there? Let's not add it in there then, eh?
...am I Canadian (lolwut)

+19234 Reply

orangesocks

In response to “Me too. Without the "so" (hello)

Jmayrod?

+374 Reply

Montana Montana

In response to “Jmayrod?

You got the reference!! Your prize is in that link several comments above you.

+462 Reply

Sun Sun

In response to “You got the reference!! Your prize is in that...

I think it was a copy and then an attempt to cover his own ****. Not a reference.

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Montana Montana

2011 is the year of the rabbit, that makes sense, those things can be vicious!

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CapedCrusader CapedCrusader

In response to “2011 is the year of the rabbit, that makes...

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You ****! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your ****?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim:...

Rabbit are scary! True story: In 2nd grade, my friend was having a birthday party where a guy came with a bunch of animals (like snakes and lizards and stuff) and we can to touch them and look at them. We were all sitting in a circle on his deck and I was sitting right by the opening. Well the trainer took out the rabbit and was holding it, but not tight enough so it squirmed out of his hands and bolted for the opening! I was blocking his path so he tries to jump OVER me and lands clear on my head! It was ridiculous and I was scarred for many moons following.

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CapedCrusader CapedCrusader

In response to “Rabbit are scary! True story: In 2nd grade...

I used to have pet rabbits, and sadly one of my rabbits died on my tenth birthday. So my mother took me out to buy a new rabbit as a birthday gift, and one of the rabbits they brought out to show me bit and hung on to the lady's finger.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “I used to have pet rabbits, and sadly one of...

So you bought it then?

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Anonymous

In response to “Rabbit are scary! True story: In 2nd grade...

I have a 3 inch scar from my pet rabbit... vicious animals they are.

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PartyPat PartyPat

In response to “Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim:...

I can wholeheartedly relate to this. (no) I just loathe when **** make me soil my armor.

...(hello)

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orangesocks

In response to “I can wholeheartedly relate to this. (no) I...

I may be obscenely tired, but I just laughed for two minutes. (wary)

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BrianH BrianH

I'm gonna send this link that to all my black friends with a message that says "Please don't hurt me."

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Anonymous

In response to “I'm gonna send this link that to all my black...

You have black friends? Daredevil.

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ConnorNoonan ConnorNoonan

In response to “You have black friends? Daredevil.

Only half black. Everything else is to scary man.

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Anonymous

In response to “Only half black. Everything else is to scary man.

That brings new meaning to the phrase "my better half"

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ConnorNoonan ConnorNoonan

In response to “That brings new meaning to the phrase "my...

Lol.ololololololololol.

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Anonymous

In response to “Lol.ololololololololol.

"Laugh out loud. Out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud"?

+53535 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “"Laugh out loud. Out loud out loud out...

Exactly! You get me.

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burntbread burntbread

this is amazing

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Unknownjizz12 Unknownjizz12

:< I don't think we're that scary.

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Erin Erin

In response to “:< I don't think we're that scary.

Unless they provoke us...

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Bloo_Kys Bloo_Kys

In response to “Unless they provoke us...

Google: angry white dude => 2,270,000 results.

Google: angry black dude => 15,400,000 results.

There's a reason for our fear.

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lonely_jew lonely_jew

In response to “Google: angry white dude => 2,270,000...

Google: angry mexican dude => 18,300,000 results...
Where's their longer-than-a-month special occasion?!

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Sun Sun

In response to “Google: angry mexican dude => 18,300,000...

Never mind, Black History Month is 28 days long and Hispanic Heritage Month is 30. Also, "angry lady" gives 128,000,000 results, which probably also explains why Women's History Month is 31 days.

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Sun Sun

In response to “Unless they provoke us...

Just like the saying goes, "a smile from a black person keeps the doctor away, but a frown....well you better run away!"

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Wooohooo Wooohooo

We must be terrorfied by snow since we give it three whole months

+8179 Reply

sb123

In response to “We must be terrorfied by snow since we give...

Not in southern california. We're so unafraid of snow, we intimidate it and it never comes near us -____-

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PartyPat PartyPat

In response to “We must be terrorfied by snow since we give...

Six to seven months (typically). Jesus, Canada is a bunch of pansies.

+9156 Reply

Aimz Aimz

In response to “Six to seven months (typically). Jesus...

I got about -12 inches a year. Stupid Florida...

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BrianH BrianH

In response to “I got about -12 inches a year. Stupid Florida...

-le gasp- Lucky!

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Aimz Aimz

I see a POTD in your future.

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Egotistical

In response to “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb9LJI7YrtU

How did you post a video like that? Can you do that now? Are you God? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

+25294 Reply

HastyCroissant

In response to “How did you post a video like that? Can you...

Just link to a youtube video it does it automatically. At least, for me (wary)

+4731 Reply

Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “Oh, this is so ****...

Embedding disabled by request. FAIL.

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Sobriquet

In response to “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb9LJI7YrtU

This reminds me of my mother.

+6104 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “I see a POTD in your future.

I see a potd in the present, nice catch!

+264 Reply

DerpyHooves DerpyHooves

According to Wikipedia, Japan has the highest average life expectancy overall at 82.6 years. In all fairness, though, old people are pretty scary.

+352 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “According to Wikipedia, Japan has the highest...

That kind of explains why there're always grandparents in animes... (wary)

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Butts Butts

What's that I smell? Is it...future POTD?

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Purple_Rose Purple_Rose

In response to “What's that I smell? Is it...future POTD?

Sorry, that's me. I should REALLY take a shower...

+293122 Reply

Serg Serg

In response to “Sorry, that's me. I should REALLY take a shower...

Then take one already, dammit!

+10111 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “What's that I smell? Is it...future POTD?

I think you mean the "futer". Bet you guys never heard that one before (cool)

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Admiral_Beena Admiral_Beena

In response to “I think you mean the "futer". Bet you...

I was going to, but the spell check on my computer kept putting that aggravating little red line under it, as if were spelled incorrectly or something. It's so outdated.

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Purple_Rose Purple_Rose

I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of trees. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a tree I was 8 and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.

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Jabberjay Jabberjay

In response to “I don't know about you, but I am pretty...

"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of sharks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a shark I was 8 and it bit my left eye and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.

"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of blacks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a black I was 8 and he punched me in my face and I almost went blind in my right eye."

Woo. I found these more exciting.

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Shugah Shugah

In response to “"I don't know about you, but I am pretty...

Point taken. I'd be pretty terrified if a shark or black person bit my eye too. Until then though, I'll stick to trees.

+9134 Reply

Jabberjay Jabberjay

In response to “"I don't know about you, but I am pretty...

Black people are like poison ivy, most people are allergic to them.

+473 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “"I don't know about you, but I am pretty...

So, he bit your left eye, but you almost went blind in your right? (hehe)

+19245 Reply

PartyPat PartyPat

In response to “So, he bit your left eye, but you almost went...

You heard Bloo_Kys, don't provoke me.
(d)

+141622 Reply

Shugah Shugah

Damn groundhogs!

+781 Reply

OnePenguin OnePenguin

Jews get 8 days for Hanukkah, no wonder every one hates them.

+182241 Reply

DandyLion DandyLion

In response to “(cry2)

I guess that's why you're lonely...

+15183 Reply

adiosToreador adiosToreador

In response to “(cry2)

I see you're using that emoticon a lot, since you've left it out of your list last time...

+143 Reply

Sun Sun

In response to “Jews get 8 days for Hanukkah, no wonder every...

Shut up about Jews Cartme-err- DandyLion!

+781 Reply

IamProbablyaNinja

School is scary. That's nine months. We should be more afraid of moms though. They only get a day and we know how they feel about equality. Jesus gets everyday. He must be REALLY scary.

+13196 Reply

KirstenAnn KirstenAnn

DUDE THAT'S WHY RAMADAN IS ALSO FOR ONE MONTH!

+5941 Reply

Expelliarmus Expelliarmus

In response to “DUDE THAT'S WHY RAMADAN IS ALSO FOR ONE MONTH!

Muslims are so scared this month they can hardly eat anything all day!

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Shadi Shadi

How about gays?

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AdnanB98 AdnanB98

In response to “How about gays?

Who would be afraid of gays?

+10133 Reply

Delightful_Dolphin Delightful_Dolphin

In response to “Who would be afraid of gays?

I know, they're fabulous!

+182131 Reply

BurntToastCastle BurntToastCastle

In response to “I know, they're fabulous!

Damn right we are!

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JustinBeiber

lmaoooo

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YATTA YATTA

the people who disliked are black haha

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YATTA YATTA

In response to “the people who disliked are black haha

Dude, this isn't YouTube

Thumbs up if you agree.

+229231240 Reply

swimlax swimlax

In response to “Dude, this isn't YouTube Thumbs up if you...

Thumbs up if you are the 15th person to read this comment.

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adiosToreador adiosToreador

In response to “Dude, this isn't YouTube Thumbs up if you...

Thumbs up if you notice the lack of thumbs for which to vote a thumbs up.

+26293 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “Dude, this isn't YouTube Thumbs up if you...

I hate youtube comments like that. but thats not what i was saying. i was actually making an observation. if you look on the right hand column you'd see the pics of people who disagreed.

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YATTA YATTA

In response to “the people who disliked are black haha

I happen to be a black person that liked this post! So your comment is a fail.

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Wooohooo Wooohooo

In response to “I happen to be a black person that liked this...

I said the people who disliked this were black. Not all black people disliked this, but all the people who disliked it are black.

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YATTA YATTA

In response to “the people who disliked are black haha

Edit: disliked -> disagree**

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YATTA YATTA

Trees make me shit myself.

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CatMan CatMan

In response to “Trees make me shit myself.

Trees make me **(** hippo).

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heethebobo heethebobo

Black History Month is 28 days in February. Hispanic Heritage Month is Sep 15- Oct 15. That's thirty days. Does that mean Hispanics are just a little scarier than black people?

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_Jojo_ _Jojo_

In response to “Black History Month is 28 days in February...

Maybe but Women's history month gets the whole 31 days of March

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duckshirt duckshirt

In response to “Maybe but Women's history month gets the...

Women get eternity to themselves.

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Delightful_Dolphin Delightful_Dolphin

In response to “Maybe but Women's history month gets the...

I forgot about that! Maybe that's why some men see women as intimidating, haha. You don't see there being a Men's History Month...or a White History month which by this logic would mean white men are less scary than trees.

+5721 Reply

_Jojo_ _Jojo_

In response to “I forgot about that! Maybe that's why some...

They are. I've never had a white guy fall on my house during a bad storm.

+16204 Reply

Shugah Shugah

In response to “They are. I've never had a white guy fall on...

Very true, haha!

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_Jojo_ _Jojo_

today some black guy jumped out of his car and started walking at me...i nearly shit my pants

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yuppers

In response to “What did he want?

he thought i did a hit and run on his car...black ppl

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yuppers

In response to “he thought i did a hit and run on his...

*He *I *People
Forgot ' ' around the hit and run.

+253 Reply

Albert_Einstein Albert_Einstein

In response to “What did he want?

A hug, obviously.

+253 Reply

Tempest_Trance Tempest_Trance

In response to “today some black guy jumped out of his car...

I'm black and I would have been scared as well, lol!

+8113 Reply

Wooohooo Wooohooo

Babies scare everyone shitless, obviously, seeing as they get 9 months to brew.

+154 Reply

orangesocks

Are you suggesting there should be a rapist history month?

+7114 Reply

drhannah

Have no fear; Daves get 0 days.

044 Reply

DaveIsBack

The OP got banned...hmm....

+385 Reply

Lafonda

Black people should give white people a year then cos they all so scared of us wippin them.

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embarrasingshit

All hail Santa with his fearsome claws!

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nightwish4ever nightwish4ever

and yet the devil gets one (halloween)

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Anonymous

Breast cancer gets October. It's pretty scary.

+363 Reply

DeezNuts

I feel as if this was written by the great polarthebear.

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Eminna Eminna

In response to “I feel as if this was written by the great...

It was ConnorNoonan. He got banned for making accounts, favoriting his own post, resulting in this becoming POTD.

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pb55020 pb55020

In response to “It was ConnorNoonan. He got banned for making...

This wasn't POTD because he had multiple accounts, he just happened to get banned on the same day. He didn't favorite this on any accounts aside from his main account.

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Anonymous

In response to “It was ConnorNoonan. He got banned for making...

Actually, he just pissed off Ant :/

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CarmelFuzzy CarmelFuzzy

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