+970 When you see a bruised apple at the market, you give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but I will from now on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Poor, poor apple.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not you silly! This post is directed to Newton

by Anonymous 12 years ago

AHAHA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Still funny the second time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znLBW2u04U

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We'll get you to a safe place, they can't hurt you any more, Sweet, sweet, apple pie...umm i mean, sweetie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sweet apple pie. Yum. Yum. Yum. Sweet times have never tasted so good. So Good! So Good! So Good!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's nice to know that some people care

by Anonymous 12 years ago

fuck you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tsk tsk... That is enough of that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh yes because I love talking to my fruits

by Anonymous 12 years ago

bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sarcastic homophobe no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Me being sexy while doing it = yes hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes dont we all :D talking to fruits is very therapeutic... Oh wait was that sarcasm -_- should've used the sarcasm symbol [s] y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll never be able to look at a bruised apple the same away again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You put on sunglasses when looking at apples too?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Deal with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would I want to play cards with sunglasses?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so people can't see through your p-p-p-poker face y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They just won't *takes sunglasses off* be as a-peel-ing YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like Peter Griffin..unless it was and I missed this episode.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This. I read the post in his voice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will no longer wonder why people whisper to apples in the grocery store now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will no longer question the behavior of my cat Madison: http://ctrlv.in/54797

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think your cat is a serial apple killer. She has a claw poised perfectly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, that's my dog Bowser: http://ctrlv.in/54803

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU HAVE A DOG?! I feel betrayed now..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see a crazy cat lady in your future...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/54826

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? I tried, but I couldn't see a cat lady behind all of the cats.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only you can relate cats to apples..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

..and break dancing in a top hat. And getting accepted to heaven. And any other impossible scenarios you may come up with.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can she relate a cat to you comment, though?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mentioned my challenge! I feel popular.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That cat honestly looks exactly like my old cat wary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a male cat called Kikki. wary http://www.flickr.com/photos/fantasyangel/2587436436/in/photostream

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one wants to eat a bruised apple...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't be so judgmental.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

apples are neat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 this becomes POTD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well it is now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://jokes.topstuff.net/joke/7VPwS4EijSI

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I puposely bruise bananas, though. Those slippery bastards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a //rotten// potd. troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Normally i down-vote comments that bash the POTD, but i normally up-vote good puns WHAT DO I DO?!?!??! ..................... .................... .................... WAIT I GOT IT have a turnip y http://ctrlv.in/54799

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/54804

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That should be an achievement. "Receive a turnip on he POTD."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

icwutudidthar

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But technically bruised apples aren't rotten. smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/54805 smirk troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why are all the best posts anonymous?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was anon'd because it's unoriginal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WAIT, you mean to tell me that unoriginal posts become anon'd?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/54800

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then I take it home and use its self-esteem issues to my advantage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's definitely vulnerable, so why not just hit it and quit it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I will hug it softly and say "I will destroy the person who did this to you..." then eat it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you think apples self harm when we aren't looking?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who eats bruised apples?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That apple and I shared a moment. It was the right thing to do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So the crazy hobo who grabs a bunch of apples in his cart screaming "I'LL AVENGE YOU!" isn't as crazy as I thought...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The apple was bruised by someone who hugged it too hard..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is too cute :'3 there should be more people like you in this world!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The banana probably bruised the apple.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those spartan apples can get rowdy sometimes...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

InB4 favkes posts a picture of a cat!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fucked the apple.

by Anonymous 12 years ago