+107 You hate when you're watching porn and the two people just start having a conversation. You went there to watch two people have sex, not carry on a conversation about their day. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was watching this lesbian porn once. They started talking and I had to skip ahead TEN minutes before they even started to make out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Especially considering the conversations are always so bad. I mean, I don't make small talk with my pizza delivery guy like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I KNOW. "How was your day, Jenny?" WHO THE FUCK CARES. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago