When you wash your hands, and you have to walk to find something to dry them with, you walk around with your hands facing up like "Don't touch me, I'm sterile!", amirite?

PATRICK

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW7j-gDytX8

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if you do that the water drips down into your sleeves :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah I hold them facing down so the water drips downwards.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And on the floor?! I JUST MOPPED!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. That's right. I'm a rebel without a cause.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

James Dean? Is that you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No way, I took care of that guy a long time ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would walk around but I took an arrow to the knee.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Old meme is old.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like "I was going to comment something witty, but I took an arrow to the knee."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In all honesty dude, you're not funny, just annoying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

stop hating. gtfo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you with the fucking troll faces. Talk about annoying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/52431

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/52432 Watch out, guys. We got a bad ass anon over here.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who else is amused by this anon that is failing miserably at trolling

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude shut up. You've only been here three months. Get the fuck out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A troll that hates troll faces. Interesting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Problem?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and here's another one for good measure troll

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can I get another one? Just for the hell of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shouldn't he be saying that to you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO ONE SHOULD BE SAYING ANYTHING TO ANYONE! EVERYONE SHUTUP! IMMA GETCHA! angry

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"The knee" is slang for "my dealer". As the knee is of crucial importance to human mobility, so is the dealer. "Arrow" is slang for drugs probs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You used to be funny, now I only want you gone

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just air dry them by wildly swinging my arms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8Au9esk2o&feature=youtube_gdata

by Anonymous 12 years ago

These days I wipe my hands off on the nearest person and wish them a merry Christmas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wipe them on my nephews face and say, "Oh oops, forgot to wash my hands!" Juvenile, yes, but it makes me laugh every time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I kind of walk around like a T-Rex until they drip dry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like a boss

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dry hands are too mainstream.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So do you soak your hands while listening to your indie bands?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ooh unintentional rhyme

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looks like someone's an accidental hipster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just touch them and shout "EAT MY GERMS, MONSTERS!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol anon got mad that nobody liked him so he deleted his comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no i reported him http://ctrlv.in/52434

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you actually have any cats?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I worked hard on those trolls!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, especially in public. I don't know how they expect us to dry our hands with bacon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Average POTD is average.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...ized.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...IZOD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait.. You wash your hands?? WITH WATER!? And they don't dry instantly over the unbearable heat?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Almost everything in a public bathroom is hand censor to activate, or none at all. Self-flushing toilets, hand sensing faucet, air dryers. Then you get to the fucking door.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It gives me swag whenever I do that. http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/THAT+POST+GAVE+ME+SWAG+_ba06ae94aff980bdd1d857d9f443dd1e.gif

by Anonymous 12 years ago